So it wasn't a freaking lie... (Plot in comments)

Peppino: Who's there?

The Noise: Let me in! LET ME IIINNNNNNNNNN!!!

Peppino: Noise? Is that you?!

The Noise: YEAH IT IS! WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE!? There's a horde of people in masks with bags! You gotta let me in man!

Peppino: Alright, alright! (he opens the door long enough for Noise to get in)

The Noise: *skrrts in with de skateboard*

Peppino: I've got everything we need. I've got pizza, I've got candy for you, I've got drinks...

The Noise: *scarfing down a pizza box* Cool.

Peppino: Alright, what the hell is happening out there?

The Noise: I dunno, maybe check the news *insert more eating*, they know everything.

Peppino: *turns on news channel*
News Channel: We have no idea what's going on!

(btw, another pizza tower fan? nice!)

*A bunch of rockets fire at Peppino*

(Peppino runs out of the way)

The Noise: Oops, I forgot I installed those earlier in case this exact situation happened. Sorry!

Pep: It's good.

The Noise: *disarms the sentries temporarily* Alright, go nuts!

(Peppino does Pizza Tower things)

The Noise: *Does The Noise things*

The Noise: ...Forget what I said earlier.

Peppino: So, anyway, how long do you think this will last?

The Noise: Well, it's basically the apocalypse, so it's probably permanent.

Pep: Ah. Makes sense.

The Noise: Maybe you could go out there and do your uhh... Dash thing! That always gets 'em y'know?

Pep: That... that thing? Yeah, I can do that!

The Noise: Well, what are ya waiting for?

(Peppino breathes in. He dashes directly at the door, forcing it open. He knocks everyone around their house away.)

The Noise: Epic.

Peppino: I'll grab this, just in case. (he grabs a shotgun)

The Noise: And I'll grab THIS *takes out self-destruct button*

Pep: ...why would you need that?

The Noise: Huh? ...OH, didn't mean to pull that out! *throws it away and grabs a rocket skateboard*

Pep: Oh, yeah. You will need that.

The Noise: It's time to chew a** and kick bubblegum, and I'm all outta a**

(Duke Nukem music intensifies)

The Noise: LET"S FREAKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Peppino runs outside)

*There were laser sensors attached to sentries*

Peppino: Oh shit-

Ajthewolf: WHOS THERE

Dynamo Boy: Open the door please! There's a bunch of people with masks and I think they're trying to kidnap me!

Ajthewolf: OK OK (door opens) GET IN

Dynamo Boy: *Leaps in and swiftly closes and locks the door*

Ajthewolf: this is getting out of control

Dynamo Boy: Ya think?

Ajthewolf: really you and my other friend are the only people i know left

Dynamo Boy: How'd this even happen in the first place?

Ajthewolf: honestly dont know
.......
but i think its connected to memes somehow

Dynamo Boy: How come?

Ajthewolf: i dunno i just have that.........feeling

Dynamo Boy: Alright then, if you say so

Ajthewolf: so what the hell are we gonna do

Dynamo Boy: I have no idea

Ajthewolf: my other friend is making sandwiches ummm wanna play games?

Dynamo Boy: What games do you have?

Ajthewolf: Friday night funkin and mario kart

Dynamo Boy: I'll go with Friday Night Funkin'

Ajthewolf: ok so what week u wanna play

Dynamo Boy: Week 3

Ajthewolf: ah thats my favorite

Dynamo Boy: And what do your powers do?

An just fire and portal opening and shapeshifting

Dynamo Boy: I think you could do something with what you have

Ajthewolf: well like what shapeshift into super mario or something?

Dynamo Boy: Nah, someone's tried that before, didn't work

Ajthewolf: Wait really?

Dynamo Boy: Mhm, saw it happen on my way here

Ajthewolf: dang.....oh yeah! i can Timetravel

Dynamo Boy: Well, what are you waiting for?

Ajthewolf: what do i mean?

Dynamo Boy: Yeah, mine too

Ajthewolf: alright which level
Pico
Philly
or Blammed

Dynamo Boy: I'm fine with any of them

Ajthewolf: Alright lets play blammed!

Dynamo Boy: Alright then

(starts game)
Ajthewolf: so how are we gonna survive this kidnapping thing

Dynamo Boy: I don't really know, I'm not sure we CAN do much. The streets are littered with kidnappers left and right

Ajthewolf: well i got some pretty cool powers but even that comes with some downside

Dynamo Boy; Do you mind telling me those downsides?

Well for one if i use em too much without taking a break i faint

Dynamo Boy: Are you gonna do it or what?

Ajthewolf: Do what?

Dynamo Boy: THE TIME TRAVEL

Ajthewolf: OH I SAID TIME TRAVEL? no i meant i can travel through timelines

Dynamo Boy: Well maybe you could find a timeline where none of this happened?

Ajthewolf: yeah but we wouldn't be able to stay forever

Dynamo Boy: Well, that's a bust... Any ideas?

Ajthewolf: nope

Dynamo Boy: *insert thinking about chess in an attempt to think*

(lol)