[The stages of a Trump supporter’s copium overdose in real-time, circa June 2021]

Trump lost the election fair & square. Time for us to move on and rebuild as a party. There was minimal election fraud. It took place on both sides, and there is no evidence that either side benefitted significantly. There were some election irregularities that should be investigated. We need a full election audit in Arizona. And in every other state; Trump can be reinstated as President if we pass a Constitutional Amendment declaring him President; Trump can be reinstated by a simple majority vote of Congress; We need a Myanmar-style military coup to reinstate Trump and secure the 2020 election; We must install Trump as President-for-life by any means necessary regardless of the election results; Trump is still President; he’s just walking around in a Biden skin-suit