this cannot be good

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I'll calling the police

No he needs to call the U.S military

Wait, no! He needs to call DOOM SLAYER!!!

XD

Let's hope this is not real, just some joke.

yes.

really gonna calling the police

dont get so worked up over the tiniest grammar mistake they couldnt help it

wait... is there a way to make these urself? xd

i geuss

hmmmmmmmmm

I think I’ll say this to someone I haven’t texted in a while

ITS MY MAN TANJIRO

:))

to a*

don't get it

Watch demon slayer or read the manga

what it about?

A boy named Tanjiro had a little sister who was turned into a demon by the demon lord himself, Muzan (we like to call him Michael Jackson). He becomes a demon slayer in order to find a cure. He meets new friends, new demons, and secrets of the past of demon slayers.

Whoever sent this text is very SUS!!!!!

Forget the Police call the FBI

only the poilce can call the fbi or cia or something simmer to that

something simmer? xd

This happened to me once but the lady was talking about drugs. Not bodies.

I will still prevail because, no

yes, you did not take the time to read the card, ya lazy motherflipper

I am not lazy, because no.

That will not work nor he will tell the location of the dead body because no.

Exploding Kitten Card shall have no effect on anything because no.

fine.

You shall not do anything more because no.

can u make that a templat?

It should be one already, type in “No Card”