VAN

Ok *shoves your body in the oven*

ha jokes on you i came from hell

Well fu-

*roasts you*

wow my last words to voltcat before i went inactive...

oh wait its you voltcat i thought you were an especially ugly red lipped batfish

do you even know what a red lipped batfish is?

yeah they're coot

how are they cute???

look at them puffy little lips, they look like they could cuddle up with you and give you smooches all night. And those cute little fins

fine hagfish then

you just tried to roast me but failed because you 0.000000000000000000001 brain cells couldn't come up with a roast good enough to satisfy those tiny little brain cells of yours.

whatever villager maybe you read the screen wrong because of that big nose of yours

oh no your mistaking me for someone else, oh yeah there's a mirror right in front of you

have you even seen a mirror? oh yeah i forgot your like medusa your so ugly if you looked it would either shatter or turn you to stone

yes, i have but i never wanted to look into a mirror again because i saw your mom staring at me in the mirror. And then when you came in it cracked.

sure it did i haven't ever seen your house so it couldn't have and i never will see your house or your broken mirror