Evil Kermit

Drunk Kermit goes home and abuses Miss Piggy. Evil Kermit gets tanked, robs the register, kills the bartender & all the barflies, Flees Zarkoffian System.

OR

Evil Kermit parties with Drunk Kermit, they get loaded, do a bunch of coke with some Jedi Hookers, run circles around the Empire's Galactic Fleet, have an orgy of Interstellar Proportions, then pass out in Yoda's Swamp.

WHAT is Worse
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{BTW? U just read Spoiler Alert Materiél for a Parody "Rick & Morty" Episode slated for Season 5}

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