AH SH I'M FOUND OUT-

I'M SCARED-

OH NO

The 3 kids: *spooky dancing*
Ink: when will you 3 let that go
Draco: never papa!!!
Ink: stop calling me that T^T
Crystal: Dad, why can't we call-
Me IRL: Kids no- *realizes what I said* Oh shit-
Ink: TwT

DS!Dream: wait how is no one surprised Grace called me "dad"?

Ink: because I know that you adopted her
Me IRL: same
The 3 kids: ??
Me IRL: but how the heck is no-one surprised when I called these 3, *points to Lucas Draco & Crystal* Kids
Ink: *shrugs*

DS!Dream: ...Grace we need to go.
Grace: Bye, I'm going with dad....(I WANT PALETTE!!!!!)
Me IRL: oh. OH.

Me IRL: *Sighs* they're hybrid kids, Lucas being the Skeleton-Tiger hybrid, Draco being the Skeleton-Dragon hybrid, and Crystal being a Tiger-Dragon-Skeleton hybrid. these are mine and Ink's ship kids
Ink: yes

Me IRL: H O W
Grace: *hugging her dad and brother*
DS!Palette: Sister keep me safe.
DS!Dream: *Keeping them wrapped in his wings while he hugs his kids*

Me IRL: *shrugs* he's the perv after all. they actually come from this universe but many years ahead
Ink: yea

DS!Palette: 🖕
DS!Dream: (snarky @$$ kid)

Ink: T^T
Me IRL: wow, rude
The 3 kids: TwT

https://kottke.org/18/08/a-comprehensive-guide-to-yellow-stripey-things

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Tooflless.EXE has stopped working. she still needs to decide on who's fluffier

(Ik about that stream)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMLAEHOooK4

Ganz: M found a video of a guy petting a bumble bee.
Grace: INK! YOU NEED TO SAY IT!
Ganz: (I'm the fluffier one)

Ink: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Lucas: PA IT'S LIKE 11 IN THE MORNING SHUT UP
Ink: :')

Ganz: Ink, who is fluffier, me or Cross?

Ink: Cross, he has more fluff because of his overalls, that's why Dream can fall asleep on him at any given time
Me IRL: I see what you did there
Lucas: DA FUAQ

Abyss: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

Ink: NO, BUT CROSS IS STILL FLUFFIER
Me IRL: *pain*
Lucas: 0-0 should I just leave-
Ink: yes
Lucas: kkkkk *flies off*

Side by side comparison

Me IRL: Ink's gonna be fine for a while. trust me
Ink: ^w^ *eating skittles*
Me IRL: -_- *b o r e d*

oh boy

Me IRL: should I watch Spooky Month or FNF
Ink: ur choice
Me IRL: Spooky Month

MandJTV

Me IRL: *spooky dancing*
Ink: TOOTHLESS THIS IS MAY NOT OCTOBER
Me IRL: *spooky dancing continues*

Me IRL: *Spooky dances with Toothless*

Ink: IT IS NOT OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!
Lucas: do you think she care's papa?
Ink: T^T no...

Skid and Pump: IT'S A SPOOKY MONTH!

Lucas: *spooky dancing*
Draco: IT'Z SPOOKY MONTH!?!?
Lucas: YA YA!!!
Draco: *Spooky dancing*
Crystal: *spooky dancing*
Ink: KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MAY NOT OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me IRL: *spooky dancing* Let them be!!

DS!Dream: *looks at Grace* Dear, I suggest we go......
Grace: Dad, I agree.

HELP ME

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mel: What the fuc-

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- SEND HELP

Ganz: *Hugs you with his fluffy glory*

F L U F F

Ganz: T-thanks.

^w^

Ganz: who is fluffier, me or Cross?

Ink: I DON'T CARE, STILL FLUFF
Me IRL: <Image>

Grace: Ink....I think Error is trying to break your broomie again-

Ink: *Snaps neck* Error~
Me IRL: (OH NO)
Ink: *Teleports over to him* TRY IT.. *Does the face*

Error: SHI-

*1 fight later, that I broke up*
Ink: *growling noises*
Me IRL: -_-

Error: well sh*t

Me IRL: Ink if you continue, no skittles for a week
Ink: ! NOT MY SKITTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Grace: *has a bag of Skittles she just bought* MINE

Ink: T^T
Me IRL: HA FOOL. *Gives Ink a bucket of skittles*
Ink: ✪ ω ✪ *starts to have skittles*
Me IRL: UwU

Oh boy