i havent been here in a while now lol, feel free to pick up to 3 countries to rp

*10 AU from earth*
Neptune: I like flinging my moons at earth and scaring the countries
Saturn: why?
Uranus: voyager, remember?
Saturn: yes
Neptune: so we are doing this for revenge
Saturn: lemme have a go
*saturn flings Dione at earth

Cassini: records the discussion and reports it to nasa and esa

USA: Ok, Callisto 1 is go for launch- wait we're getting info from Cassini which deorbited like 4 years ago but who cares- says Dione has been flung on a collision course with Earth?
Europe: EVERYONE GET ON A SPACECRAFT, WE'RE LEAVING FOR MARS!
Russia: Quick, get in my Soyuz!
USA: Dragon capsules and space shuttles are ready!

Dione: JUPITER!
Jupiter: yes
Dione: how can I get mass?
Jupiter: I know, get the trogan asteroids
Dione: ok
*Dione starts gaining mass and turns into a gas giant and starts targeting Mars*

Dione: Mars is my moon, it should be

USA: Wait, Dione just changed its course, its headed towards Mars!
Russia: CYKA BLYAT! It gained mass too! I think we should dock all our crafts together and make it a permanent residence for mankind in orbit of the Sun.
USA: I never thought I'd say this to you, but that's a great idea. We'll do that.
China: Um, NOPE! I'm not doing this. Me and North Korea are headed to Mars, see ya there! Hahaha!

*Juno starts targeting China and North Korea*

China: Well, we're on Mars, we have a nice base camp. Ready to start the great Martian order?
NK: Yes!
Juno: hey guys! Im about to end your whole career!

*Juno sends nuke but the strong gravitational pull of Dione pulled it into Dione*
Dione: OW, WHO TF WAS DAT
*an American flag crosses Dione’s surface*
*saturn helps Dione send big revenge and targets America*

*juno revengo arrives at the main space shuttle*
USA: wtf is dis
Dione: this is Juno revengo, and with captain Dione, a nuke hit me with ur flag, so I am gonna go do it
*Sends nuke from Juno revengo*
USA:FFF*****CCCKKK
*Nuke destroyed the esa space shuttle*
Germany: sh*t America, going down, moving to Charon
USA: ok go go go

Is Switzerland, Eswatini, and the DRC out?

It's
Been
Two
Years

so its to late?

*Mercury starts to get close and takes the moon and Callisto, Forming the grey alliance*

Mercury: how are you guys after saving you from your worst nightmare?
Moon: thanks for saving me
Callisto: me too

*Callisto starts making Revengo out of the old Galileo satillite with a bit of Juno*

USA:Well, we might as well start improving the ship here. We just lost contact with our Juno probe.
Earth: *sobbing because his moon was taken*

One random exoplanet: someone needs help
*starts going at light speed*

Juno: contact isn’t lost, Callisto took my magnetometer. *sent to USA*

USA: Ok, we are leaving using warp drive, we just passed Neptune's orbit. Ah, thank you for the data Juno. We can only keep contact with you for so long as we get farther away. So, thank you, Juno.
Juno: You're very welcome. At least I'll die in a blaze of glory, inside Jupiter.

Neptune: *helps Uranus make miranda a satellite and will follow the warp drive*

Neptune: don’t forget Miranda, you have Titan to company you
Miranda: thanks Neptune
*New Zealand arrives at Miranda*
New Zealand: hallo Miranda
Uranus: HOW DID U GET HERE?
NZ: Speed drip shoes
Miranda: wanna be on my surface?
NZ: yas plz

NZ: Actually, lemme give u Miranda a copy of my speed drip shoes
Miranda: thx
*miranda and Titan get the shoes and put them on*
NZ: ready?
Miranda, Titan, Uranus and Neptune: yas
NZ: ok
*puts bad future sign on*
NZ: let’s ago

*china and north korea head to mars. after an hour of work, the combination of shuttles and soyuz's and everything else is done and in an orbit crossing venus and earth's orbits.*

USA: What is happening in the solar system? Chaos. We better hope nothing influences our orbit in some catastrophic way.
Earth: Hey, my sister planet, can I cry on your shoulder?
Venus: uh, sure...

*Kepler 69 reaches earth*
Russia: why is earth crying?
Kepler 69: earth
Earth: ya?
Kepler 69: turn around
*Earth turns around*
Kepler 69: i am your new moon
*Earth has an extraordinary moment*

USA: Well, Earth just appeared in the sky... sure... Uhm, let's try and establish a new society here.
*meanwhile on Mars*
China: Lol, what can a tiny American probe do to us?
Juno: I have..... LEGO MINIFIGURES ON ME!!!
China: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dione: that is my Juno revengo, with big revenge, a helium bomb, targeting America

us (male) and canada (female), siblings: *sitting on the couch in house watching tv*

south korea (female), adopted daughter of USA (cuz korean war): *on vacation in Australia, sunbathing*

Sure

so what's your country(ies)

I dunno

choose

UMMMM

RUSSIA CHINA INDIA SOUTH AFRICA BRAZIL KAHAZTAN

choose up to 3 of em

*Ganymede does a flyby around earth*

USA: Ok so Earth has a new moon, we will launch a satellite to orbit it and gather some information about it.
China: Not if I beat you to it!
Canada: Here America, your satellite should have a Canadarm.

Kepler 69: *going at light speed* FFFF*********CCCCCCKKKK
*Main Soyuz crashes on the surface*

*rest of craft survives*
USA: OK, who was in the crashed module?
Canada: Uhm, I think China and New Zealand...
USA: No, not New Zealand! He was such a good brother..
Canada: I know right.. I'll miss him..
Kepler 69c: Ah, what was that prick i just felt?

*New Zealand starts getting his speed drip shoes*

*callisto is scared so it starts to speed up its orbit*

Earth: ok, my humans are leaving for Mars, get them ready!
Mars: on it, I'll get some water reserves here.
*all 3 space shuttles, carrying 7 countries each, including US and Canada, 4 dragon capsules carrying 3 countries each, including South Korea, and 20 Soyuz crafts, each with 3, including Russia. China launches on its own Shenzhou*
USA: Ok, Endeavour is go for TMI, Atlantis is go for TMI, Discovery is go for TMI, all shuttles go for TMI. Can we confirm the Dragon capsules are go?
South Korea: Yes dad, Endeavour is go, Resilience is go, America is go, we are all go.
Russia: Looks like all Soyuz's are go. We better escape soon, I see Dione has just passed the Moon's orbit!

*Dione with Saturn reach Mars and Dione makes it a moon of him*

Dione: See, I have a new moon:
Saturn: good boy, wanna come with me for your degree as a gas giant?
Dione: yes
(Meanwhile)
Russia: where daf*q is Mars?
China: I think that’s the least of problems
*russia and china start looking at revengo*
Everyone on the main Soyuz: Well f*ck

can you please reply to comments i made so i know when you comment
USA: Well, we're screwed. Can we just leave?
Russia: Let's try escaping to a nearby exoplanet. how about kepler 69c?
USA: That'll work. Start going there.
*after 2 hours of burning 6 of 15 engines, they are on course for kepler 69.*

uh ok
USA: What the hell? NASA, analysis? Why is there a big f*cking rock in the sky that isn't the Moon?
NASA: Uh, we're not sure.
Canada: RUN, EVERYBODY RUN!!

*Ganymede misses letting Callisto to do a close orbit around Earth*

NASA: Uh ok, so a bunch of Jovian moons are starting to get close to us... somehow..
South Korea: I'm scared

*Triton comes close to earth to make a flyby and accidentally erupted an underground co2 chamber but misses*

Callisto: Hallo earth, I am orbiting u for a year or 2 so I won’t be around for long and Ganymede is now going back to Jupiter so can u say goodbye to Ganymede before he goes

Everyone on earth: bye