cant have side effects

Power to fly

you fly by propelling yourself with your feces

Oh dear god

I can become a cat

you are a furry

yes

that's not a bad side effect

i can fly

Whenever you fly a hurricane is summoned in a random part of the world that can also randomly come in your location

I can control other people's actions

i have infinite uno reverse cards

but you can only use them to start a fire

I want to be rick astley!

Every time you sing you barf

You are invincible

it only works for 2 nanoseconds at a time

hmm

Read Minds

Only the thought that the person is currently thinking

ok

Ability to turn into my fursonas

Teleportation

Teleporting to a lower area will burn your hair.

Oooh lovely

or in a certain range

Lazer eyes. :)

Every time you use them you burn a bit of your brain off

Fun….

being able to spawn a rope and chair or a gun (yes, im the quiet kid in my class)

Your rope is a toilet paper rope

the ability to shoot fire in a controlled burst that can reach as high as 500,000 degrees celsius for at least 20 minutes

you are not fire proof

that's actually not that bad

you do understand that you are now a suicide bomber

how?

Infinite wishes

the wishes are litteral

What’s that mean?

for example if i ask for world peace nothing will ever attack each other

That’s kinda the whole point

Of wishes

yes but if nothing attaks eachother the food chain breaks an we all die

O

So like, my wishes kinda get twisted from my intentions?

exactly

Ability to reply to my own comment

Ok but you can now bring your fanfictions to life