Power to fly

you fly by propelling yourself with your feces

Oh dear god

cant have side effects

Telekinesis

you moan whenever you try to move something

oh hell no

I choose the side effect

its first to reply but go ahead

ok thx
I lose a strand of hair everytime I work out

oh hell nah man im out

if i had this power i would use it when i go into a restroom so people think im not a virgin lmao-

Invisibilty

only one part of you can be invisible at a time

easy, the part of my body that is my whole body, my body

people with any form of glasses can see you

Shapeshifting

only into animals under 5 LBs or over 300 LBs

huh cool

The ability to die and reincarnate myself into a new person in any video game/tv show universe (also to still have that power when I die in that universe)

you can only reincarnate into riverdale or grey's anatomy

whats riverdale/grey

i dont know what it is
what is it?

Riverdale is a show about high school football and its really corny, grey's anatomy is a show about surgery that's really corny

oh ok

wait is that something inappropriate idk what it is

being able to spawn a rope and chair or a gun (yes, im the quiet kid in my class)

Your rope is a toilet paper rope

The power to have infinite powers.

everytime you use a power you can never use it again

But then there is a power that gets me that power again so I win.

bro then u could never use that power to bring the power back again

But then there would be another power that brought that specific power back, it's just an infinite loop lmao.

bruh

I have broken your game.

mind control

As you do it the prowl you do it on an read your mind

wtf. reword that pls

People*

Can*

you can only go phase through plywood

I have the powers of Super Mario

you have to eat mushrooms every 5 minutes or you shrink, and if you miss your mushrooms a second time you die

S*^t

I can turn into my fursona

people send you death threats

Spunds abouy right

Only ones That people eat

that is still a lot of animals