THE GOAT WAS INNOCENT

Those damn goats, it was them all along

They've been scheming for years

I bet they planned it all out.

"Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying that it was an armed robber who used black magic to transform himself into an aminal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323."

The single most retarted statement of 2021

GOAT= Greatest Of All Time, therefore the three suspects are:
-Rick Astley,
-Bill Nye, and
-Chris Jericho.

HOLD UP IS THIS MADE BY COCOMELON LOOK AT THE ACOUNT NAME

???

The police be like

Could u tell me what kind of newspaper is this?

a good one

I’m surprised this isn’t in Florida.

What the fuuuuu

Shoot, the cult has been revealed. This time we switch to human sacrifices not goats

good luck with... all of that

Wait, I thought people knew that black magic isn't real

seriously, it's real