Ask X!Chara

are you a boi or girl

X!Chara: Boy

nice

X!Chara: It's canon that me and Frisk are boys in Xtale

ok

NightMoth: H-Hello..

X!Chara: B E A N

(He blushes) "U-Um.."

X!Chara: I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM X!GASTER

(He smiles a little)

X!Chara: NO OVERWRITE FOR YOU

(He smiles) "T-Thank you.."

X!Chara: *tears of joy*

(He purrs a little)

X!Chara: BROTHER COME HERE!
X!Frisk: Yes?
X!Chara: *shows him Night!Moth*

"H-Hello..."

X!Frisk: You are officially the cutest thing I've ever met

(He blushes)

wanna go commit arson?

X!Chara: sure

does a shotgun count as a weepon

yes

ah hello there

hello. I got some sleep

good

Ink WTF are you doing in my room?

Ink: ;-;
Me IRL: what where you doing
Ink: I was bored so I decided to hang out here for a while, sorry T^T
Me IRL: wowok

*sigh* Don't mind the fact that I'm a bookworm

why did i do this NO ONE KNOWS

X!Chara: Uno reverse card

*brings a chocolate knife* loopholes, loopholes

hi

X!Chara: Hello.

can i kill you?
yes or yes

X!Chara: I'm a ghost

*holding poltergust G-00*

X!Chara: And Cross needs me.

welp, you are dead *uses poltergust and sucks him up*

Cross: *blocks*

how do you block a category 6 hurricane?
oh yea, you CANT!

Cross: How can those exist?
oh yea, THEY DON'T

Knife: SO on a scale of 1-10 how annoying is your host
(basically Cross)

X!Chara: 8

Knife: Good for you, I am going to strangle Blade

X!Chara: My host is afraid of COWS.

Knife: dang. That's tough

X!Chara: And his boss uses it to scare the living daylight out of him whenever he gets caught with his bosses brother

Knife: Mine is dating the boss
(Obsidion, Nightmare!Eclipse and Blade, Cross!Eclipse)

X!Chara: We, uh, also had something happen recently to the person who my vessel is dating. They are still dating, but out life has changed a bit. let me get you a photo of our current life

knife: *wheeze*

X!Chara: We think he's like that because he.....did something screwed up the balance of the multiverse a bit.

Knife: Well, our "Dream" (Gold) is an arsonist, so I'm not gonna comment

X!Chara: Dream prefers to be called "Shattered" now for some reason

X!Chara: Wait what-

Knife: yeah

Nootmare: ?????

Knife: uh

X!Chara: *teleports himself and Knife to another room* He can't find out.

Knife: find out what?

X!Chara: What happened to his brother

Knife: oh

X!Chara: Dream already screwed up the balance of the multiverse we don't need to screw it up more

Knife: Gold woke up one day and decided arson was a good idea. Obsidion found her doing that, our Multiverse is already pretty screwed up. And Icy is constantly changing it