There was a bird with a mouth that ate food, it liked worms. One day a farmer came along with some chemicals, pouring them on the worms, and all of the worms died. After that the bird stayed, waiting for the worms to come back. 2 days later, the bird was starting to feel a bit hungry, still waiting for the worms to come back. Another 2 days went by, and the bird was starting to feel really hungry, and anxious, and also a little hungry. The next day, one of his old friends visited him, named Dave, saying that he found a spot where worms lived everywhere, peacefully, and that he was going to tell everyone. The bird, being smart said ¨Eveantually all the worms there will die too¨, but Dave did not believe him, and left him to die. ANOTHER 2 days later, the old, evil farmer died, and than ALL of the worms started to come back, and the bird started to eat. A week later, Dave came back, begging for food saying ¨You were right...now gimme food bish¨, but the bird said ¨No, you are a mean mother-f**ker, bye¨. Dave died the next day. The passing away of Dave did not have an affect on the bird, because Dave was a mean mother-f**ker. The next day, a hot, sexy, female bird named Berb, flew bye, and said ¨I saw what you said and did, that was very sexy and smart.¨ The bird said ¨...okay, wanna f**k?¨ Berb said yes*skips ahead 1 years* They had children, which all dies from lack of food.
The moral of the story:
Dave was a mean mother-f**ker.
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