I was spending time with a friend of mine, Pete, who has been hard of hearing all his life. Due to his lack of good hearing Pete often blurts out some good expressions. For example, once we were discussing the economy and Pete said the he had heard on the news that orders for gerbil goods were higher. We had a lot of fun making fun of Joe Biden's figures of speech and constant paradoxical expressions. Pete corrected us, saying a paradox was a
statement that seems to contradict itself but may nonetheless be true. Biden is seldom truthful Pete explained and said in fact Biden is a walking nazimoron