Shit shit, I’m getting reminded.
So one time when I was way younger, I was playing Minecraft Pocket Edition, I remember possibly building a Mario statue (which I’m pretty sure looked like shit), and sometimes I would pretend to be him and do an impression, as if I was talking with him. I ended up saying “MAMMA MIA!” so loud my mom heard it, I then awkwardly said that I have a BOYFRIEND named Mario and she just went poggers and told my dad something like “OoOooOoo Audrey has an Italian boyfriend and his name is Mario!~”. Sorry, it’s just... my brain is full of Italian things now, and I’m not even an Italian myself.