LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY! LIB EDITION! EVERYTHING STARTS OUT FINE BUT EVERY TIME YOU ALL 'PASS GO', THE MONOPOLY GOVERNMENT MAKES EVERYTHING SLIGHTLY MORE DIFFICULT AND EXPENSIVE UNTIL EVENTUALLY EVERYONE JUST QUITS; ALSO EVERY 'CHANCE' AND 'COMMUNITY' CARD IS THIS.. IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S GETTING WORSE.. GUESS WE NEED MORE GOVERNMENT! ALL PLAYERS MUST FLUSH $40 DOWN THE TOILET AND APPLY FOR A DICE PERMIT