Sally wants to be a waifu too!

Rouge.exe is going to bite and kill Sally.

Rouge.exe might invade Hooters and kill everyone except Tails. She'll make him watch while she feasts on the blood of her victims!

*refuses to give her my location*

She still found you...

Not again! I dealt with Shadow.exe and Rouge.exe!

*distancing away*

I befriend no .EXE versions!

And then normal Sally just appears..

Thanks!

Uh...

Good kinda 'uh' or bad kinda 'uh' ?

Is neither an option?

Everything is an option.

She's cooked multiple things for Sonic before. So all she needs to do is sign her name, and that's it!

She's got the job!
Meanwhile Amy: "What the heck did you say? Are you trying to muscle in on my free hugs racket?"

Amy: THE F**K YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

Sally Acorn: 'I just want a job where I can cook and tease Sonic with my assets!'

Amy: GO TEASE SILVER BITCH

Sally: I'm a Princess! Sonic is lucky to have a chipmunk like me!

Amy: I will smack ur bitch-ass face with my hammer

*runs away*

BUT I'M JUST A SONIC FAN, AMY!

Amy: NO YOU WHITE LITTLE F**K GO BANG SALLYS DEAD CORPSE ☠️

LOL NINJA REFERENCE

Yes

Sally: "What? No. Why would I?"

Sally wants tips! She's giving out hugs in exchange for tips!

I know right? Who shows up to a job interview half nekkid? And the worst thing? Sally Acorn half nekkid is cannon too!

True tho.

what in the holy antimatter is this

She's a chipmunk. So it's not as bad as you think.

Sally Acorn is nekkid in most of the cartoons. I mean she's a woodland chipmunk so it's ok, but still... Amy the hedgehog has the courtesy to wear clothes!

you sick man

I'm not. Half nekkid animals are in all of the sonic universe. Sonic and Tails never wear pants. They're still SFW.

Same thing for Shadow and Silver.

That's right. They be hedgehogs. They don't necessarily need to wear clothes.

She's a f**king woodland chipmunk.

Are you stupid?

JUST BECAUSE ITS A FRICKIN FORREST ANIMAL DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK AT HOOTERS AND SHOW A NAKED CENSORED VERSION OF IT MR. SMART GUY

It does actually. It means exactly that. Cause half nekkid woodland critters aren't that offensive.

What kind of drugs have you been taking bro?

I should say the same about you

I haven't been taking any. You've probably taken 69,420 drugs by now.

this argument makes no sence :DDDD

Wtf?