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3 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Why are the saying "Good mental health is important and you shouldnt stay up late" And then give us a book report due by tomorrow morning, making us stay up all night doing homework. They also say that depression is bad but they give us tons of work and if we dont finish it we get punished, making us depressed. I just want to know why this is because I think its SUPER stupid.
2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
I'm not sure I know of any teacher that would make you read an entire book and write a report on it in one night, I personally think homework is pointless, why make kids spend 6 + hours at school and give them more work at home. Let kids be kids and spend time with their family and friends. What kind of punishment?
3 ups, 3y,
2 replies
I want you to be my teacher lol
2 ups, 3y
Agreed
1 up, 3y
I wish!
2 ups, 3y
great point replace the homework with tests every 2 weeks!
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Why does homework get assigned over the weekends?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Because teachers love grading all that extra unnecessary work. ;)
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Oh!

Why do we have to take notes when watching movies? Because it's happened quite a few times
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Looks better if the teacher can prove you learned something from the movie and can apply it to a state standard of learning. Your teacher has to write a lesson plan for literally everything that happens in the class. A movie is a great break from having to actually teach, lol
1 up, 3y
Oh. Alright thne
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
I didnt know u were teacher
But y so much homework
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Teachers preference. Personally I can't stand homework and feel kids' time at home should be spent with family and or friends unwinding so I hardly ever give homework in my own class unless the kid was falling behind and needed the extra work.
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2 ups, 3y
Agreed
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
have u ever been hit by a student before?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Yes but they were in preschool
1 up, 3y
oof
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
what grade do you teach
1 up, 3y
Currently just preschoolers and my own kids. But I've taught babies up through college level
2 ups, 3y
why is education system bad
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
If I have 3 children in my basement. And I kill 2. How many police man show up at my door? Answer me that Mr cat.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
if my calculations are correct and my IQ of 284.86435, The answer to your question "How many police man show up at my door?" about 7 to 9 police officers will show up.
Also this has happened to me, On a completely different note were is a god place to hide a body?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
From experience and can say a lake or a abandoned building
1 up, 3y
thank very much
2 ups, 3y
School is literally child labor, teachers make us work and then punish us if we don't do the work, and we don't get paid for our labor, AMERICA EXPLAIN
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
can u do my soduku?
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Let me see it and I'll give it a shot :)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Can't view the link can you screenshot?
2 ups, 3y
yeah one sec
2 ups, 3y
What's the meaning of life
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
What's the worst thing you have ever seen as being a teacher?
1 up, 3y
I'm going to have to go with the time I taught at a drug and alcohol rehab. It was really heartbreaking seeing what some of the kids had gone through with their parents MIA due to overdose, going to jail, even saw kids taken from their parents by CPS. Definately the toughest job I had to do but I tried to be there for the kids to best I could. I wanted to adopt them all truth be told.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Would you rather teach a misbehaving preschool class or misbehaving high school class?
2 ups, 3y
imma have to go with preschoolers, toddlers can easily be distracted by a silly song, or a picture of a cool bug and they are eager to please. High schoolers have all sorts of personal and social drama going on and often don't care what the adults in the room have to say. I can't keep up with all the emotions. Although I have a soft spot for them since they're nearly adults I want to be able to guide them also in a positive way.
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Very random question, BUT, What kind of mod are you? And how did you get it? Lol
2 ups, 3y
Community mod, and Dylan gave them it. You have to be 21 or older
2 ups, 3y
Has there been day were you said you wish you didn't come to school if so what was the day?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
why in economics class when i finish all of my work the teacher gives me MORE work and then she labels it as ¨practice¨ when its really revenge because i corrected her on her thinking 1´000 yen is 1$ when its actually 100 yen that's 1$ and then my writing teacher cancels one of her assignments as soon as i was done making the 500 WORD paper she then said that the paper was to much for her to read. i have more but i'm tired so ill vent tomorrow
1 up, 3y
I'd say that was not very economical of your economics teacher, and a writing teacher that doesn't read what her students wrote? Hmmm, maybe perhaps they chose the wrong occupation, or they were having a bad day or didn't plan well. There could be a host of reasons, and I can't get into their minds to know.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
can we play russian roulette
2 ups, 3y
1 up, 2y
I hate it so much, takes me an hour every time I have the class(every other day) because of block schedules,
1 up, 3y
Hey can I ask you a question?
1 up, 3y
You might be occasionally nice but i hate your class
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1 up, 3y
Why cant you be my teacher?
1 up, 2y
okay answer me this, if GOOGLE exists, why do we have school
1 up, 2y
why do teachers give homework and a pop test
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1 up, 3y,
1 reply
umm yes is it possible to kill six children in one day?
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Yes it is. Although i'm not sure why anyone would want to unless they're serial killers.
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0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Why would you say that?
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2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
because i'm a serial killer
2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
I'm going to have a chat with you right after I delete your comments.
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
[{I do believe this is where the proper authorities are contacted ASAP. Just n case}]
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Agreed. One can never be too careful.
2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
Doubtful someone possibly guilty of it would have posted such, but you never know if they did or could, if they got voices in their head yelling at them to do so.
Sounds like a kid trying to be edgy, but better safe than...
2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
The feeling is mutual bro. Lol. But I'm glad I checked anyway.
2 ups, 3y
Darned kids with their interwebs video games.
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1 up, 3y
Threst
2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
It appears to be a video game reference. But I'll get to the bottom of it.
2 ups, 3y
Well that's a big pile of egg on my face, sunnyside up, haha.
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1 up, 3y
Oop
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2 ups, 3y
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