You've got to be kidding me

Here Dream. *hands him his staff*

Dream: Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXlzzF-s5c4

Me: (Hears the music) Um...

Me IRL: waterfall genocide. terrifying AF

Me: You scared Dream! [Hugging him]
Dream: (Scared noises)

Grace: I'm having nightmares tonight

"Me too."
Nootmare: Omae wa mo shindeiru

Grace: *slaps Nootmare* no.

Nootmare: GRACE!
Me: (picks up Dream and starts running)

Grace: *yeets Nootmare* STFU

nice

Fun Fact: Peasant dubbed it at some point

YES

lol

Dream should have said "a staff with a small circle of stars at the tip and glows faintly"

Me: (Looks over at Nootmare) Wait a minute!
(I run over) LOOK! Nightmare's been hiding Dream's staff in his hoodie the whole time!
Error: And my car keys!

Close enough

Me: (Looks over at Nootmare) Wait a minute!
(I run over) LOOK! Nightmare's been hiding Dream's staff in his hoodie the whole time!
Error: And my car keys!

WHAT A humerus TURN OF EVENTS

Nightmare: And.. THERE'S MY CUE! (He runs)

HALT!
I SHALL NOT ALLOW TO LEAVE WITHOUT RETURNING SOMEONE ELSES PROPERTY

Dream: (Grabs his staff)
Error: HE GOT AWAY!

THAT GUY WAS NOT VERY sansATIONAL

Me: (Shrugs)

I SHALL NOT TOLERATE THIS THIEVERY

Nightmare: (Walks back inside)
Me: (Tackles him)

HALT THIEF YOU HAVE STOLEN AND KNOW I WILL MY MAGNIFICENT PUN POWER TO STOP YOU

S M O L

S M O L C U T E B E A N

SO COOT

ik

I WANT TO HUG IT

SAME
(answer me this: imgflip.com/i/5egxdz)

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ok chill

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we can definitely frick sleep

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

yes

Me: SMOL BEAN!

H E I S S M O L

me IRL*grabs ink and runs away*

Kinder!Ink: ;-;
Me IRL: *SPRINTING AFTER BEAN*

(Fanon Dream Basically)

Me: We're still trying to find his staff.