I'm officially done with life

Gurl no.

No I'm actually done

I GOT MY FIRST F*CKING DOSE OF THE COVID-19 VACCINE!

I also just found the perfect Quotever who ships the ships we like.

I can't, I just can't *dies*

I'm not doing that.

Me IRL: *dead*
Ink: aww, cute. But it's Dream & Cross, right?
(It's like confirmed at this point, isn't it?)

Dream: (Still hugging me)
One of The Shippers: It's confirmed, but hey, new OTP!

Ink: oh ok, I'm just wondering how Cross will react ;-;
Me IRL: *dead*

Me: (Uses magic to revive Toofless_Offical)
Cross: Why ;-;

(you spelled Tooflless wrong XD)
Ink: no idea bud, no idea
Me IRL: ohok

Strawberry: They have a lot in common too.

Blue: *Shows up outa no-where* So do these 2! *Points to Me IRL and Ink*
Ink: BLUE I SWEAR TO GOD-
Me IRL: Ink calm down..
Ink: fine..
Blue: (meh ship UwU)

Me and Dream: (Surprised)

Ink: ok, what blue said was true.
Me IRL: yea
Ink: Both artistic, loves to draw, walking shoot posts, likes to paint, enjoys spending time with friends, games when on break and overall hates destroying, and also protects who we love.
Me IRL: yea that a lot of things actually
Ink: Well, yes
Blue: lols

Strawberry: Basically, they both look on the brighter side of things.
Fizzy Soda: What Strawberry said.

Ink: Ah, typical. As we all know I phrase Toothless taught me, "No matter how negative the situation is, there is ALWAYS a positive outcome."
Me IRL: yea
(Toothless is just Me IRL)

(I hug Dream back)
Nootmare: (Starts running towards us) CHERRY!
The Shippers: Oh snap! It's Noot Noot! CHEESE IT! (They leave)

I don't care, just do it

Um...

Ok I'll tell truth. Ink is a perv to me and I love him no matter what the frick happens he's my friggen dork. ok done

Fizzy Soda: I keep getting shipped with Horror...

Well F

Strawberry: I keep getting shipped with Error.
Me: Am I the only one in this house who isn't shipped with a villain?

Tbh I think I'm shipped with Ink at this point because him as human is hot as fu-

Dream: (Hugs me from behind)
Me: (Blushing)
Random Shippers in the Background: SHIP!

The same exact thing when it happens to me and Ink.
Ink: hi
Me IRL: *Turns around to see Ink in a friggen neko outfit* . . *nosebleed*
Ink: (UwU now I say) Nya~!
Me IRL: *Friggen dies*
Ink: heh. *Poofs it off and is back in his original clothes*

As for me, it's like this:
Dream: Hey Cherry!
Me: Oh, hi Dream!
Dream: I-I found something in the garden.. and it's really pretty (He holds it up)
Me: Really? What did you-- (Realizes it was a mirror, and my reflection)
Dream: [Puts the mirror down, then hugs me]
Me: (Blushing my face off)

you x [insert someone who you'd wanna be shipped with here]