I’m not seeking professional help lmao

Hi Illumina, what can I do for you?

Hello Uniform, this is a meme just saying that i’m not seeking professional help; this is due to a series of incidents with suicide lifelines and therapists in the past. My friends helped me at least 10x more than therapy sessions, so yeah.

Hi Illumina, I'm sorry that your past experiences with therapists and other professionals have not been helpful, but I am glad that you received the help that you needed.

Unfortunately there not just good ones but bad Therapists as well, despite their education and the Hippocratic oaths they've taken. There are those who are utterly new to their field and then there are others who are presumptuous with their clients and patients.

I can only guess what you've been through with them.

I don’t remember quite perfectly, but the “therapist” i received kept asking me to get a haircut and gave advice that did not help, besides my effortful cooperation and suggestions.

Ah, that therapist took it upon him/herself to be your life coach.

Lol one time one of my friends friends called the hotline and they put her on hold

LOL

oof