(Option 1)
Weegee: Where the hell am I?!

Yuuki: “um- hell!”

“It’s not that bad. . .”

Weegee: There's fire everywhere...

“No there isnt. . .”

Weegee: Oh, forgot to take the mask off.

“. . . Your crazy- i like you!”

Weegee: Thanks!

“Great! Lets go!” She takes his hand and starts walking somewhere- “so how did you end up in hell?”

Weegee: I don't know. Last I know, I was having a staring contest with a purple crown thing. It lasted 27 hours before I fell here.

“Sure! I think Melani would hate you- wanna go bug her?”

Weegee: Sure. I'm a YTP icon, so I'm good at bugging people!

“Well, considering you dont appear to be a demon- we may have to find some way to get you back to the living world.”

Weegee: Uhh... hi!

Melani: “hm? Who- oh no.”

Weegee: *smiles*

Melani: “let me guess- you’re here to annoy me?”

Weegee: What's my name?

Melani: “f**k if i know.”

Weegee: And it'll stay that way.

“Because you suck at being annoying.’

Weegee: Why do I suck at being annoying? You said I suck at being annoying. Can you tell me why I suck at being annoying?

“I dont seem very annoyed.’

Weegee: Fair enough. That's fair.

“Yeah- so can you f**k off now?”

Weegee: No.

“Great- I’ll just ignore you then.” She continues drawing

Melani: “yeah sure ok.” She rolls her eyes

Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?
Weegee: Gay Luigi?

-not even phased-

(Weegee starts screaming loudly.)

“Can you please leave now?”

Weegee: Why would I do that?

(Weegee leaves, bringing Yuuki with him. He looks sad.)

-sigh- “Nothing can get to Melani- but, i try.’

Weegee: No, it's not that.

“Then whats wrong?”

Weegee: Her not caring about me reminded me of something.

“oh. . . Of what?”

Weegee: People used to care about me. They made edits of me. Remixes of me. But best of all, they respected me. Now, I'm only seen as a punchline. People see me, and they don't laugh anymore, like they used to. I wish I was still respected. I wish I was still liked. I wish I was still funny.

“. . . I get that. If only Verosika had let me in on the record deal- i would still be something.’

Weegee: So, we're two nobodies against the world.

“Oh no- this is hell, every man for themselves.”

Weegee: Oh...

“Sorry bud- i can try to stick with you, but you really can’t trust me.’

Weegee: As soon as we finish bothering this person, of course!

“Right!”

Weegee: Where are they right now?

“If Melani isn’t at I.M.P H.Q, then she’ll be at Rough N’ Tumbleweed Ranch “

Weegee: Alright! Let's go to these places that I definitely know about!

“Don’t worry- I’m sure you’ll be familiar with them soon!”

Weegee: *smiles*

She runs into a building and brings him into an elevator

(Weegee whistles a tune)

-they reach the 6th floor and Yuuki gets off the elevator, dragging weegee into a room-

Weegee: ...

An imp girl with white hair is sitting at the table and drawing

(Weegee starts to look angry.)

“What? I wish i could trust people too. . .”

Weegee: I know what you are.

“I’m a demon- duh.”
(Gtg for tonight)

(One last thing before goodnight lol)
Weegee: Helluva Boss is getting pretty popular. You may be the Internet's new plaything, but shining stars like you burn out fast. Trust me. I'd know.

“. . . Please shut up.”

Weegee: No. I don't think I will.