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1. Toast the bread several times until hard and very crunchy
2. Proceed to put the toast in the fridge to cool (lel) so the butter doesn't melt
3. After a few minutes take the toast out
4. Put a thicc layer of butter on it
5. dump a ton of salt on it

I'm assuming you don't want to know how I drink my milk-

nope-

WHAT?
no no...
1. get the freshest bread of the land
2. toast it with toaster
3.take toast ot
4. put butter from cows from heaven
5. eat it

lel

Me-
Spreads butter
Toasts
Spreads more butter
Nom it

that reminds me of another story-