Jacob: The DoA or Department of Analytics is a section of the SCP foundation for very skilled people. The reason I got in the DoA is because I could heal people very fast
A small mouse that fits within the palm of someone’s hand, it is intelligent. It can teleport, speak, and faze through walls. We believe it might have more abilities. There is currently no known way to contain it against its will. Experiments must be run behind it’s back, under no circumstances may it know about efforts to forcibly contain it. Do not attempt to restrict it, it may explore the site at will. Staying at the site must be as appealing as possible. SCP-7888 is mainly docile and friendly, however after a guard repeatedly shot at them it teleported into their face and stabbed their eyes out with its stick. The guard was permanently blinded
DO NOT PROVOKE; SCP-7888, calls self Chi Chi; Keter; SCP-7888 must be pet behind the ear and given food immediately upon request, all reasonable requests must be granted as soon as possible, someone must be keeping them company at all times unless it requests them not to
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