mhm

*the creature cracks a smirk and raises a sickle, ready to stab*

*casually disappears*

o h
n o

o h
y e s

:'(

sowwy

iz oki :<

the chances of me running away are high...
b u t n e v e r 100 %

XDD

nah mate a chance of getting killed by you is high because you're the sussy imposter

XD nah im not sussy XD

:c

*huggo* i would never kill you

me in a nutshell:

XD

Oh s***

XDDDDDD

I'm scared now ._.

XDD

Your gonna kill me In my sleep

*wheeze*

Good luck killing this dude

XD

Man got his hand cut off and he reattached it like it was nothing

oop

Dude survived hand torture, according to an article

In the first few hours of Village, Ethan succumbs to the following hand-related trauma:

A Lycan bites off two of Ethan’s fingers and part of his left hand
Lady Dimitrescu slices open his hand to get a taste of his blood
The Dimitrescu daughters hang Ethan up on hooks by his hands (and he pulls himself free by ripping them out of his palms in the most painful way possible)
Lady Dimitrescu cuts his right hand clean off!

ooooop

He also gets his heart torn out and survives

*sips tea* interesting

Also in RE7 he can get half his leg torn off and reattaches it with first aid med

So you were the imposter all along...

0-0 well then i shall run

XD

Can you kill me then?

nu

Whyyy? :(

cuz no

Fine I'll do it myself :D

Wait NO-

Why? I'm stocked up on rifles, glass bottles, and knives :DDD

*takes them and destroys them* not anymore

Welp, now I gotta do it naturally-

NO

B u t w h y

I-

What??

nothing-

Okay-