me being a sag:

I’m definitely gonna say this as a sagittarius lmao

Im basing this off of my one friend who is a sag, and i can definitely see him saying something like this along with his a bunch of other sarcastic/funny comments. lol that's why i chose this one

I have actually said this... i hope this explains why i should not legally be allowed to drive

Me an actual sag: its like pressing the volume and power button on a phone