Oh no! But what would you do? If your going to ask me I'd bring her to the bedroom

People always love my response to this.

"...when did I get a fridge?"

lol

But if we're being serious...
I'm taking her to my bedroom.

Haha same I have a hard crush on her.

I don't have a crush on her, but damn, she's cute.

S to the I to the M to the P

Nothing wrong with simping.

(Can it even be called simping if we're both female?)

But you're still simping.

So?

idk
im bored

....And throw her out the window cause I live on the highest floor of an 500th story apartment.

...no.
We do not throw cute girls out the window.

She's ugly ass no offense lol

You have a backwards perception of physical beauty.

Belle Delphine makes shitty videos tho lol

That may be true.
But she's super cute, so we forgive her.

SIMP

Good Ending: We don't forgive her

I must forgive her.
It is in my code of honor to always forgive cute girls for anything they do wrong.

S I M P

lol

I had been unimpressed by the dark humor stream until now.

"What'd you do with my shredded cheese?"

I would bring her to my bedroom and ask for some tips on look cuter or better

I would turn on the grill, and get the seasoning to et the meat, and a wine glass to drink the blood, then give the parts I don't want to eat to the dog! Thanks for the free food and clothes!

Me: *opens fridge*
Belle: Hi!
Me: Oh hey Belle. can you hand me the Sprite?
Belle: *hands me the sprite*
Me: Thanks! go ahead and get your self something too!
Belle: yay!
Me: *shuts fridge*

A man's greatest enemy... Belle delhpine
P.S. also my enemy