Buff Doge vs. Cheems

Its 37 not 38
Dudley- How many are there?
Vernon- 36, counted them myself
Dudley- 36! But last year- last year I have 37!
Vernon- But some of them are quite bigger than before
Dudley- I don't care!
Petunia- Ok, Ok we will buy you 2 more presents from the zoo, How's that pumpkin?

Bruh so much fuss over 1 gift

truth

Stupid dipshit Dudley, ey?

Lmao
Dudely: 36 PrESenTS I HaD 38 LaSt YeAr

No it’s 37

.-.

according to the wiki, harry killed 4 people

vending machines killing 13 people a year:

yeah lol

dudley also had 2 rooms while harry had to sleep under the stairs

So who’s the real winner here