Face You Make Robert Downey Jr

I went to four stores with no mask on today after the CDC made their announcement. Felt great. All the stores still had their signs up saying masks were required. Out of the four stores, there was only one other shopper not wearing a mask, freaking sheep.

I was itching for someone to confront me, as follows:

Them "Sir, you need to wear a mask to shop here"

Me "No, according to the CDC I don't as long as I'm fully vaccinated (flashing my vaccination passport)"

Them "But it's required by the state"

Me "So, you're telling me the governor knows more about a pandemic than the CDC?"

Them "Well, it's our corporate requirement"

Me "So, you're telling me your CEO knows more about a pandemic than the CDC?"

In that case just ignore him, he was only talking to people with an ounce or more of human decency anyway.