Hope your ready Ob2

Alwayzbread: alright so heres the plan, I need duo and cyan to cover me for about a good 5 or so minutes
Duo: got it
Cyan: heck yeah
Alwayzbread: Whirl when i give the signal with a phantom canon, clone yourself over and over and cause as much nightmares as you want
Whirlwind: i like this plan!
Alwayzbread: when I’m in position I’ll start burning buildings and blowing up structures

(Carlos} *overhearing the plan from the ceiling*

Alwayzbread: *begins construction of a grid in the sky*
Duo: starts providing cover*

(Carlos} *ready to chow down*

*as the war goes on, an explosion in the distance can be heard*
Whirlwind: my time has come *cloning*

Alwayzbread: and Carlos, just eat a bunch of people.

(Carlos} *doesnt know which side to choose*
ok ig

Alwayzbread: ok, listen, i know you have doubts, but lemme ask you this, should an army attempt to kill someone over expanding territory?

(Carlos} Nope

*whirlwind just starts causing a bunch of rifts in the world and killing the earth*

(Carlos}

Whirl: heh sorry

(Carlos} YA KILLED MILLIONS
I DONT EVEN DO THAT WITHIN A DAY

Whirlwind: noice

Alwayzbread: the ohian empire did that to my friend xeno

(Carlos}

Alwayzbread: ikr, when i found out i was furious, especially when Xeno did nothing wrong. We of the red crown believe everyone deserves a place to call home

(Carlos} Same
So when do we attack again

Alwayzbread: hmmm. Now.

(Carlos}
(Also btw hes essentialy the perfect bio weapon}

red october: ALLRIGHT we are here today to kick A$$ WE WILL DESTROY them LIKE WE ALWAYS DO! when this alarm rings. an antimatter nuke will be launched its essential that you R U N as fast as you can.
bronn:mhm
requiem:sounds resonable
rado:uh-

*bombs start going off in the distance*
Alwayzbread: hehheheheh.

red october: okay now a for this *busheds a button*
*the archangel warps in a massive 986 mi by 999 mi warship that can destroy planets
red october: focus all firepower on that *points at the whirlwind army*

Duo: heya...*point blank explosion on top of them*
Whirlwind: thanks!

red october: ok now for the power play...
*requiem teleports bronn rado r.o and him into space*
Red october: destroy the planet
*the archangel shoots a massive beam*
*the earth begins to melt and crack apart eventually exploding*
Red october: now to begin plan b...

Alwayzbread: look up dorks...

Requiem: *teleports behind awayzbread* omia mu shinderu
*alwayzbread ceases to exist*

Alwayzbread: just as planned *grabs requiem*

Requiem: *teleports away*

Alwayzbread: oh btw, i made a new model...
*anti matter bombs start falling on cardboard planet, which is where they’re fighting*

requiem: Y O U F O O - *the entire fabric of reality is torn apart*
*meanwhile in th cannon universe*
bronn: wow how crazy
red october: ye

Alwayzbread: actually we’re all fine..anyway...
Whirlwind: *murders more inhabitants*

*existence as a whole ceases nothing exists now. nobody. nothing.*

Alwayzbread: WE’RE ALIVE OB2BOGIE
Whirlwind: yeah

*everyone dies* n o

Alwayzbread: well guess what it’s MY story so I DECIDE AND WE ALL LIVE AND YOU ALL DIE! HA BEAT THAT

ok

Alwayzbread: well that was fun.

ye

Alwayzbread: uhh it didnt last as long as I expected
Duo; thats what he said
Alwayzbread: haha

*forks's universe has only now reopened it's only gateway*

*international delegates with a military escort come through to survey what events that had unfolded and begin negotiating with the victor*

*Forks, who had gotten himself elected into the leadership of France, and had made France join the international, decided to go himself instead of sending a delegate*

Alwayzbread: I’m serious alright, they have stands an everything

"stands!?" *he laughs even more* "this is the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard in my life!"

Alwayzbread: ..hmm might wanna talk to Ob2bogie

*the Hungarian delegate get silenced by the russian delegate and the talks continue*

Alwayzbread: anyway

Alwayzbread: ok thats...odd

What is?

???

Alwayzbread: this...delegate or..something

they are here to figure out if this are safe

Alwayzbread: oh, the battle field is basically gone...

*they are here to talk with the victor*

Alwayzbread: ok, let the talking begin

*they ask about the situation now*

Alwayzbread: well, we win. And Thaler the army is gone

*the delegates ask about future ambitions*

*they ask about the combatants and the reason for conflict*

Alwayzbread: they’re all cardboard people and they tried to drive my friend out of her home over territory

*the Hungarian delegate bursts into laughter upon hearing cardboard people* "surely" he said "you cant be serious! cardboard people!"

Alwayzbread: to finish off the army that fought against us..we dont need more blood to be shed