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did you know your *ss hole can stretch up to 20 inches so theoretically you could shove at least on and a half raccoons up there

It’s 8 inches and a raccoon can fit in a hole as small as 4 also my lil sisters head is 6

well looks like a raccoon cant fit there unless it tried real hard

I got a broom handle up there so I’m sure I could get a raccoon

im not sure i wanna ask but...how far?

Not that far

I’m not taking any dares any more I just wanted to show them I’m no pussy

It went a little to far. The dares I mean

holy- XD

Well and the broom handle

And no it’s the human asshole can expand up to 8 inches and a raccoon can fit in a hole as small as 4 meaning you can stick 2 raccoons up you’re ass at the same time

Reekid was such a wonderful teacher XD

Yes, yes he was

But good gracious you coulda just punched the dude Lmao

There were 5 and it was at my friends birthday sleepover. God he has weird friends and he’s really weird there were chips EVERYWHERE there were constant sex jokes, it was awesome

those seem like my type of friends i have at school lmfao

I can’t reply to the last comment but holy shit

yea i have problems

Me too

ah i see a fellow person of problems

I don’t have friends

My bad man uhhhhh well who needs friends when you have the voices in your head to keep you company

Ikr

I’ve found out if I take a shit ton of advil the voices get louder

All i do is ignore em for a week until they are constantly yelling to kill my parents

No by yup I meant I’m a fellow person of problems

i know

Oh ok

yuh

Yup

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

Knowing my cousin/only friend I probably should have expected that shit was gonna get out of hand fast

lol

p**is

This is why you’re dad left

if we eat wolverine, he can solve world hunger because his skin recovers and we can eat his skin

U get a follow

If you spank your girl, while also choking her out, a screenshot is taken.

Ok I’ll have to try that out but I don’t have kids so I’ll test it on my sister also you just got a follow

Noice.