My house that took me three hours to build

Square

I wanted a flat roof

Square

I wanted it to be square so there

SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!! MINECRAFT IS SQUARE

Oh
So?

SQUARE IS GOD

Yes

PRAISE THE GOD

yes

WE MUST MAKE A SACRIFICE TO OUR GOD

*sacrifices the sheep in the upper right room*

NOW THE GOD WILL BLESS OUR HARVEST

But look I really do have an imprisoned sheep

Does the sheep eat the bodies of your enemys

I don't know
But I got a message on the screen saying 'Cebaled was slain by Sheep'

Can I eat the bodies if the sheep doesn't finish it?

well ok

Thanks (You can put this into cursed comments if you want to it doesn't bother me)

What should I name my sheep so it doesn't despawn?

Flaming duck

You deserve a follow for putting up with my dumb self. Keep on being awesome

why thank you

You are welcome random Imgflip user. Just wanted to make someone laugh today and I hope I did my job

*pulls out netherite sword*
And if my brother doesn't come to my server today, you know what that means

Time to grief

Yes

house be box

it minecraft

exactly there already are enough cubes in mc

And the house I based it off of is sqaure

fine

I applaud not only your house, but also your ability to create it with touch controls.

I wish that I had such abilities with the art of MCPE.

Ok wow
You're insulting the fact that every piece of technology is tightly controlled
Not my fault my parents would never let me install Minecraft on a computer

probobly because your phone can run better then their 1992 windows 95 office computer?

What phone
I mean I know I have a phone
But I play on an iPad

Sorry, I'm not saying anything insulting towards anyone or anything.
I'm just making a bloody joke about how bad I personally am at MCPE controls, as I personally find keyboard and mouse / controller.

easier*

I think that he was simply saying that he wishes he was able to be as skillful with touch controls as you are.

Ik, but Connor is here, for my name is Connor and I am here.

I was gonna ask if you were joking and it taking 3 hours but then I saw it PE

trask

trash*

You know whats better then a square house

Literally any other shape

Shut
It's Minecraft

fair point have a great day

Really pog house

Thanks