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Hero:*grabs monitor* N O

(all of them torture you in every way possible)

(they throw your diamonds in lava, kill your dog. and TNT your base and secret base)

Hero:Jokes on you, I have no diamonds, no dog, and no base

Chaos King: we also burned your life in lava

Hero:I have no life

All of them: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hero:*destroys their base, their cobblestone generator, kills their dogs, their villagers, throws all of their netherite and tools into lava, destroys their nether portal, and their end portal*

All of them: jokes on you THIS WAS A DREAM ALL ALONG *you wake up*

Hero:*destroys their world in real life*

*judge uses tech that counters tech that counters tech that counters tech that counters mind control countering

*uses tech that murders the judge*

*uses tech that counters tech that kills*
*oh boy here we go again*

*learns how to be a judge and does trial on myself and judges me not guilty*

*that's impossible*

*makes it possible*

(you broke th laws of existence now your going to imgflip.com/i/57ogdj )

(you get judged guilty)

*gets judged not guilty*

(you get judged guilty)

*gets judged not guilty"

*you don't control what happens only what you say and do*

*mind controls judge with technology and makes him say not guilty

*he has tech that counters mind controlling*

*uses tech that counters mind control countering*

*judge uses tech that counters tech that counters mind control countering

*uses tech that counters tech that counters tech that counters mind control countering*

(he gets proof that he didn't cheat that also cancels out the proof that he did cheat and gets unbanned)

*beats his record by getting a record of 0.0000000001 second*

(dream gets a record of one planck time, which is the shortest amount of time possible)

*gets a record of half a planck time*

(dream gets a record of a quarter of a planck time)

*gets a record of 0 seconds*

(dream gets a record of -99999999999999999999999999999999999 millenniums)

*Has dream assassinated and never gets caught*

(you get caught 0.2 zeptoseconds later)

*is judged not guilty in court*

(you don't know their password or how to hack)

Hero:*learns how to hack and hacks their world out of existence*

Code: no u

Hero:*destroys code and their world*

(they never had a world)

Hero:*destroys their TV so they can't watch the dream SMP*

(you just made a death wish)

Hero:*speedruns Minecraft and gets the fastest glitchless record*

(dream beats your record 0.2 seconds later)

Hero:*finds proof that he cheated and gets him banned*

Gipsy: is technoblade and sapnap on to????

Icy: I see you are beings of culture also
*joins them*
Icy: Who wants popcorn? *takes out a bowl of popcorn from nowhere*