Life sentence(read the tag pls)

(Carlos} *le pickpocket*

(The guard noticed. You were sent to solitary.)

(Carlos} Dangit.

(Congrats! You got to Day 2 without being diagnosed with major depression!)

(Carlos} *ripping off his own arms, eating them, and regenerating*

Guard: Wait, the Chaos Barrier is supposed to cancel out all of your powers. I thought the Chaos Barrier was supposed to not be disabled.

(Carlos} Wait, holup *teleports out* HAHA
LETS LEAVE *gets on a graboid and rides out*

(There are no graboids or any other vehicle outside. You're screwed.)

(Carlos} oh frick
*flies away* IM NOT BEING CONTAINED AGAIN
IM TIRED OF BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AND NOT LOSING MY SANITY

(You bonk your head on the second Chaos Barrier.)

(Carlos} *his face splits like a demogorgon and the Halo theme starts*

All 45 guards: HALO HAS TRAINED ME FOR THIS DAY!!!!! (After the fight, you end up in solitary again.)

(Carlos} *takes out a rocket launcher he started to puke before he was caught*
Ah, a chance.

(Lucky you, you got a black hole rocket launcher.)

(Carlos} I can use this to get back home 8D *fires a black hole*

(All 45 guards got sucked into the black hole and you got sucked in with them.

(Carlos} *le respawn at home* Yeeeeee
subterranean silence.

Congrats you escaped.

Hero:*he spoke to a guard* You do realize that my team and I protect reality from things that are the most powerful in every realities, so you're kinda screwin yourself over *he shrugged*

The guard: Listen, we don't care if it's an accident, but you killed quintillions.

Hero:Fine, if we wake up not existing, don't blame me.

Hero: And I'll be laughing, but I won't. Cause we won't exist.

I wanna try, memechat? you send the link BTW

no i dont wanna memechat

ok

lets start then

ok

so im in thee slamer

wdym

"slammer" Is another word for prison, IDK why.

oh

also its not you in the prison its ur oc

ok lets do this

pls use your oc and not yourself

just reminding u for no reason

imma use my for honor warden boi

what crime did he commit

he tied a bat with corona virus onto a chair, and shot him self in the leg with a PAINball gun, then threw the chair out the window which hit the mailman who throws all his papers in the air which hits the front window of your mom's car which crashed into a OP fire hyrdrent which yeets your moms car, which gets saved by a giant swan which gets hit by a airplane which yeets a bannana it was eating which gets yeeted into the white house which obama slips on, hitting the Defcon: F**K THIS SHIT bottom which sends in the wind gambit which nukes the ocean yeetin fish all the way to russia, who slip on the fish and hit the lazer gun button.

guards: holy cow

lol

"yeah, you don't know who your messing with"

guards: good thing your sword was consficated

*friday night funkin's manifest starts playing*

*my sword appears in my hands, glowing a bright orange*
"you were saying?"

Tails: What am I in for? (He has mild case of dementia from a car crash that took his girlfriend's life.)

The warden: Escaping from Corruption.

Tails: I never did that shit.

Warden: We brainwash the people who came in here.

Tails: Really?

Warden: Yea, but only of ways to escape. Sometimes it also erases other memories.

Tails: I just wanted to say that I will actually escape from this prison.

Warden: ok (You are transferred to your cell)

Tails: *Opens a journal and starts writing*

(The guards confiscate it)

Tails: ...

(It's lunch time. Now's your chance to pickpocket a guard!)

Tails: *Pickpockets a guard of a keycard*

(I get to choose what you get. You get a laser gun.)

(Kay)
Tails quickly hides it and goes and gets lunch.