*wheeeeze*

They actually changes it to sorcerer's stone not because Americans were too dumb to understand the word philosopher but because they thought kids wouldn't want to see a film with philosopher in the title

I do understand philosopher

You DO realize that JK Rolling changed “philosopher” to “sorcerer’s” bc she didn’t think it was magical enough, right?

Are you American?

we can understand philosopher fine jerk -^-

XD

what. the. frick.

I can get through the second through the fourth, but the fifth makes me crack

But are you American??

Yes

Sir, we now have confirmation that Severus Snape is a vampire. Do we proceed with Plan A, or switch over to Plan B?

h-wh-how-why-but-HOW?

*REASONS*

WHAT REASONS THO

me being way too into reading weird stuff

ok

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