free sapote

Y' know why I can't roast you?

It isn't safe to burn trash.

maple syrup

OK when u were born ur mum asked for a receipt?

Can I pls have some maple sirup pls🍁

Where is my maple sirup

it's maple syrup and there was no maple syrup for you

Why 😭😭

i had it all

You must share

I would call you a joke, but jokes are funny, and that immediately disqualifies you.

that's what your mom said when she saw you

at least she didnt have to laugh at me! i was a good baby that nobody had to make fun of. Lucky me!

bravo you win the roast of the month award

but 9 months late

i was reviewing my old memes and scrolling through the comments

oh lol

homeless people have better looks then you

You have worse grammar than my big toe

I thought we were roasting this guy, not me ;-;

You and I are not so different