Hello ... My Name is Blondie !

kertz get za panza

Vere goin fur eine valkies

vladimir get me my mosin there is one left alive

Nien, Not Der Nagant !

Uh oh

Hope and pray that you have blue eyes and vlond hair

Up to about 30 years ago, could not have looked more a member of the master race if I'd tried
Blue eyes and blond hair - sadly now almost bald and grey :~)

i do

Your Deutsche is a little oddddddddd :~)

As to the 'oddity level, If I were to give a description of the language, I suppose I would have to call it 'Gernglish' - and that's pretty odd :~)

Ja

Google Translate to the rescue !
'I'm the Lorax I speak for the tank. If you thought we couldn't fly our tanks well then take a look (how about this)'
This is getting surreal now :~)

Oh Mein Gott - Ich bin gewesen Rick Gerollt

Noch am Leben und treten - danke für die Nachfrage
Switching back to English now ... Here's something I've noticed
Comments or most precisely, replies, don't always have the 'reply' option
like the, 'Hallo guter Freund, wie geht es dir?' you sent today
Hence my response here

Sorry Meine Führer - Her name is 'Blondi' not Blondie

His name is vladimir

A German Shepherd With A Russian Name ?

Look at the back of the flag

I see only carpet ?

You will see more, the truth

Very Enigmatic !
The Swastika would be the same on both sides - It is not a reversed image
I know this because I handled the original flags in a previous life !

Your not the only one who achieved Nirvana

Namaste

May avalokiteshvara bless you

Or is capable of doing so, I have taken bodhisvattas vow

What a wonderful platform IMGflip is ... From Nazi dogs to Nirvana to Hinduism to Buddhism
What a time to be alive :~)

I'm Jewish and this offends me

I’m Jewish and I know how to appreciate dark humor

:~)

Das ist der Punkt der Registerkarte "Dunkler Humor"

Note: I don’t speak full German I only know a little, this is from Google translate

Sehr Gut - You got in one ! That is why I posted it in Dark Humour

:~(