.

You want to be inside me 👀

There is no entrance.

I have 2

Why tf do you have to entrances...

*TWO

Because I’m different

I prefer more feminine type of entrances.

*two

*laughs* I l o v e it when there's a chance to grammatically correct you.

I. Corrected. Myself.
But I really shouldn't have let grammar down like that . . .

I k n o w . Even then you said "TWO" in c a p s even tho there was no need for that uwu
*wheeze* A w h - its okay-

I was m a d . Becuz grammar wrong. So capped.

I k n o w .
Which makes it funnier-

so you make me explode my innards out

Nah i'm coca cola

I will break up with Pepsi for you.

K then

so if you get in me i'll explode?

No.

Yea that's... that's the point.

this is 8 hours ago. im ginger ale. but flat

so...

you-

I don´t get it

What Paula said.

but...how would you get inside m-

OH GOD

Yea .-. SORRY.

Anything for my husband

A w w w w w w w

I identify as coke tho
how dare you mis-soda me.

I want you to swallow me.
I will make you gush.

Sounds fun!
*swallows you*

f**k it i'm root beer

Huh?

I don't know if you're innocent, or just dum 😏

I am confoin

*evil laughter*

tell me

Sex.
I get into you, and make you 'explode' and rain.

No i dont want sex

I no longer wish to be horny
I only wish to be happy

Lmao i was never herni though

I don't want you.

Hey my parents said the same thing :)

What else did they say?

That they wish I would die and stuff like that

Let them regret your birth. Live yer life.

I do want you. But not as my biological offspring.

Okay son

Now I don't want you, anywhere near me.

My parents said that too

S m o o t h .

But how do I know you L o v E me for me and not so you can explode i n s i d e of me?

Becuz I donut want to explode inside a n y o n e 🙃

*WHEEEEEZE* A l r i g h t .