Wives can be annoying.....

I can last 100 years longer if I wanted to!

If your wife is only around 20.

No I mean I can last 100 years longer than I'm supposed to.

You're supposed to last roughly 60-100 years. 100 years longer would put you around 160 and older. Which I'm pretty sure hasn't happened before.

And because we do dumb shit

no, its because we do dumb shit, or atleast i do, i wouldnt be surprised if my wife lived 50 years longer than me

So you're saying that you want to? You're choosing to do the "dumb shit" are you not?

well.... yes actually if you put it that way, i dont want to live a shorter life than my wife

Then don't choose to do dumb shit.

its just in my blood to drive a car through a building

its just in my blood to jump off Mt. Everest with a bungie cord that probably froze and will snap

All you've done is just prove my point more lmao.

im like the human clone of Patrick, y'know how he always gets beat up?

yep thats me