The scratch you had no idea existed...

Why this meme did not make the front page I have no idea.

how do you get on the front page anyway? Is it the submit to imgflip community thing?

Unfortunately, there's no other way than to make a meme that is as cleaver, funny, and as resonating as the memes on the front page.

I don't know why this isn't to the viewers as funny as the best of, but maybe because it has to do with the second sentence. I get what you were saying, but the readers might have thought that only the tiny wound gets hurt and not you.

huh interesting. I'll take that into consideration next time I make a meme