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Have fun :D | THE SHADOWIONS ARE MADE FOR ONE THING TO SERVE SOUL COLLECTERS; YOU ARE ONE OF THEM AND YOU JUST WENT TO SLEEP | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
621 views 10 upvotes Made by TheFridayNightFunker 4 years ago in Role_Play
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This how you make your oc (please use the outfit above) Not my Oc maker
https://picrew.me/image_maker/385998
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Your a Shadowion
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a soul collecter of shadowion ?)
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No a Shadowion
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alright
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(Can I be a soul collector?)
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*ok reality unpauses* KAP KAN YOUR STARTING YOUR TASKS RIGHT NOW! NO BREAKFAST!
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*sarcasm begins* ooohhhh noo what will I feast on or drink *ends sarcasm* obviously this bottle I drank
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The Owner: Oh you think your funny? Ok your first task is to clean all the alcohol off the room and this worker
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Do I look like a god dam father to you because if so I ain't I'm gonna clean the alcohol but not the worker he isn't my child
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The Owner: Do it again and your spending your day in a locker
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at least I can have a day off in the locker thanks for the vacation
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The Owner: gosh dang it THATS IT TO THE LOCKER
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thanks for the vacation
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THE OWNER: YOU MADE ME DO THIS! *he grabs you by the shirt and slams and for no reason slams Ponar in the locker with you*
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also check your room full of vodka i think its goneka so thanks for the vacation and vodka
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Ponar: I maybe a dumb for saying this but, why do you think we were warned about The Owner. (The Owner is a soul collector)
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maybe he does not have love or he is just dumb
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Pnar: And that mysterious figure why did he contact about us “Being stronger than him or something like that”
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i do not know
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Ponar: What If it means something? *you see a little black jolt on his hand*
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*I’m sorry but no*
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(Ok) *sleeps while having vodka in his hand*
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*You dream of the outside world all the sudden a voice says “you one of the only people I can interact with you must realize that these people can’t fully control you you must escape or you will be forced to work for your entire life” You wake up dripping in sweat wondering why you where one of the only ones to get contacted*
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*interacts and says:that hope inside your head is lying*
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Ponar: Um dude did you have a dream with a voice about trying to escape?
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Yeah and did I told you a million times to stop
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Ponar: I'm sorry but I'm just wondering. What do you think is outside of those walls? *You were never allowed outside*
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I don't know maybe its fun out there I wish we could go outside of those dumb barriers
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*The intercom turns on* ???: WILL THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY VODKA COME TO ME IMEDEIATLY!?
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*throws the vodka at the person who asked what he was dreaming* your gonna do it for me as punishment for asking my dream
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Ponar: The boss knows I don't drink alcohol
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Give it to someone who does and blame it on them
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*He comes into your room* ???: *insert name here*!!! HOW DARE YOU DRINO MY VODKA!?!?
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Keep your voice low its giving me a headache
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*One sec what is your oc's name*
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( kap kan this is my oc figure imgflip.com/i/58ao0f)
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*ok so him but shadowing and wearing fancy clothes
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(He is a Russian ussr usa sniper #1 best sniper)
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(How about the shadowion oc name instead of the ussr sniper sorry)
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(Sure)
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(Is it okay if my Shadowion doesn't wear that uniform?)
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The Owner: Da heck? *the bar owner might think your drunk* The Bar owner: I gonna ask you to get out of here through the alley. *he escorts to the back alley door*
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Fae: "What, is a hellhound not allowed to flirt with other hellhounds? Since when is that a crime?"
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Bar Owner: Your drunk.. shut up.... and leave * he forces you out of the bar in the alleyway where you see shade hiding poorly behind a dumpster*
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Fae: "...well that failed."
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Shade: Is the owner following you?
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Fae: "I dunno."

*Fae glances back into the bar.*
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*he is still inside drinking a bit and talking while the hellhound’s three heads fights over a piece of raw steak* Shade: is he in there?
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Fae: "Yep. So is the hellhound."
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Shade: Ok that’s good... I’m just wondering can you actually control the hellhound side of you or is it something you can’t handle because I did get some syringes.
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Fae: "I can mostly control it. Instincts do kick in sometimes, though."
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Shade: It’s the Hotel and the rooms we ate in apparently if we want to escape there is a secret exit.
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Fae: "Hm. Interesting."
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Shade: This is were things go south...... It’s in the Dog room
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Fae: "Well, they're guard dogs, they had to be guarding something."
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Shade; the chores change weekly so we have that chore tomorrow we can do that while we feed them.
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Fae: "...listen, Shade... I don't really want to escape."
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Shade: What do you mean? They serve cruel slop, with no quality we don’t even get paid, our tasks risk our very own lives, and they give us super terrible quality’s of life!
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Fae: "How do you know the outside world is any better, huh? Do you want to risk what little we have just for a chance at more?"
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Shade: I would bet almost anything to live in a world where i don't feel like someone will try to torture me in the most sadistic ways.... no matter what.
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Fae: "...fine. I'll help you, but I'm not coming with you."
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Shade: Ok I was just wondering.... anyways we should probably go to the liberation station. I would recommend going back to your half Shadowion half hellhound thing.
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Fae: "I... can't change back at will. I'll have to wait for the transformation to fade."
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Shade: Ok let’s wait here till that happens.
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Fae: "...that might take a really long-"

*The transformation fades.*

Fae: "Never mind. Okay, let's go."
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Shade: *laughs a little* Ok let’s go.
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Fae: "How far away is this 'liberation station' anyways?"
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Shade: About a 10 minute walk.
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Fae: "Okay, lead the way."
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*You start to walk to the Liberation station while walking shade asks a question* Shade: Where did you get that syringe that turned you half hellhound.
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Fae: "Stole a syringe and made the chemical myself."
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Shade: Ok it looks like it’s in.....* He pauses, fear paralyzing him* Under one of the dog houses.
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Fae: "...I have an idea."

*Fae props the door open, then grabs a bunch of dog food. She makes a trail of food leading out of the room.*

Fae: "Okay, hide."
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Shade: Ok! *He proceeds to hide behind a weird hole in the wall.*
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*Fae hides with Shade, then throws her wrench towards the door. It makes a very loud noise.*
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*they all wake up 9 of the 10 dogs follow the dog food while one smells smell coming from your hand when putting down the dog food the other 9 are locked out but 1 is still inside*
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Fae: "...this is going to be an issue."
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Shade: Yup. and turns out the place he is protecting that’s where the trapdoor is.
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Fae: "...great."
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*He is just circling it over and over again* Shade: It looks like he is protecting it we still have around 24 hours
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*Fae grabs some more food and tosses it out the door.*
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(I’m sorry its ok) Shade: Yes very suspicious, a way we have a job to do you serve drinks i will make food.
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*Fae nods. Her instincts kick in again and she enters a sort of drink-serving trance.*
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*In the middle of your trance you accidentally smash the safe open* Shade: Oh shoot
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Fae: "...you see, this is why bars shouldn't serve golem blood. It's so dense that it breaks practically everything it touches."
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Shade: Isn’t that a blueprint?
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Fae: "What's a 'blueprint'?"
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Shade: Oh a Blue piece of paper that uses drawings and numbers for the layout of buildings.
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Fae: "So it's like a map of something that hasn't been built yet."
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Shade: or something that has been built.
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Fae: "...So what are these blueprints for?"

*Fae keeps serving drinks, just slower, as she doesn't go into her trance.*
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*The P/A Turns on* The Owner: GUARDS BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR TWO SHADOWIONS THAT RECENTKY ESCAPED A PUNISHMENT THERE NAMES ARE FAE AND SHADE THE ONE THAT FINDS THEM VETS ACTUAL FOOD!
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*Fae drags Shade into the hatch and closes it.*
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*He hits the ground hard* Shade: Ow...
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Fae: "Sorry..."
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Shade: It's OK we are in a hurry *He gets up*
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Fae: "Right. Let's go."
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Shade:We go down the hall and then to the righ- *all the sudden you hear footsteps and hounds barking..... they are coming*
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Fae: "You go on ahead. I'll hold off the hounds."
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*Shade being to freaked out drags you along with him*
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Fae: "Shade, they're faster than us. We can't outrun them. Let me do this."
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*The letter says Dear Fae, I'm sorry that I didn't interact with you sooner I didn't have an option! I was about to do it 6 months after our liberation but then I tried and the device that I made to talk to you fell in a river, unfortunately it was not waterproof. Anyways I really miss you and I hope you can still like me at least so just to catch up can you meet me next week at that new restaurant on Porlon Lane? It would mean a lot to me. If you decline then at least I know why. I was being a bit confused at the moment and couldn't think right. I hope you can forgive me. From, Your friend (hopefully) Shade.
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*Fae smiles.*

Fae: "That adorable klutz... heh. Finally... after so long, a chance to see him again."
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Customer 1: Hey lady where is my drink?
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*Fae rolls her eyes and serves the customer their drink.*

Fae: "Dogulas! Take over for me! I'm leaving early today!"

*A young man who also appears to be a Shadowion hybrid walks out of the back room. He starts serving drinks, and Fae leaves the bar.*
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*One week later you wake up know what today is about*
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Fae: "...oh jeez, I really overslept. I better hurry or I'll be late for my meet-up with Shade."

*Fae puts on the same outfit she wore at the nightclub the last time she saw Shade. She leaves her home and heads to Porlon Lane.*
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*You see the new restaurant and outside you see shade in the same outfit that hechanged in the day you were trying to become legal citizens*
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*Fae dashes over to Shade and wraps him in a hug.*

Fae: "Shade! It's so good to see you again!"
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Shade: It's great to see you too!
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*Fae smiles. Her tail wags.*

Fae: "Let's get something to eat and catch up on each other's lives."
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Shade: Yeah this is a very popular hotel. Random customer: Hey waiters can I get a shot of “Medusa’s Curse”?
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*Some inner instinct kicks in, and Fae procures the requested drink even though she has no previous knowledge of it.*

Fae: "Here you are."
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Shade and the customer: HOLY GUACOMOLE!
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Fae: "What? I'm good with drinks."
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*THE OWNER all the sudden appears* The Owner: Why you served that awfully fast.
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Fae: "Like I said. I'm good with drinks."
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The Owner: I changed my mind you are now the bartender The other employee will help you with the bar.
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Fae: "Uhh... thank you, sir."
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*You head to the bar a soon as you get there you crouch down and see a safe but the cash register is on the counter why would they need that?*
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(Hello?)
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(sorry, I had testing today)

*Fae stares at the safe for a moment.*

Fae: "Odd..."
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The Owner: Did i hear you want to escape? I need to make a punishment for you now. Locked in a cage in the dogs room 24 hours and if i feel like it i could automatically open cage to feed you to the dogs! But you will only do this after your shift!
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Fae: "I don't want to escape, he does."
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The Owner: You were going to help him so you are going to do the same punishment i don’t care if you even try to help you listened to him and said nothing!
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Fae: "You were going to find out no matter what, so I felt no need to inform you of it."
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The Owner: Oh are you back talking me? That’s it you are going there RIGHT NOW! *He proceeds to teleport you and Shade to a cage in the dogs room lucky for you the dogs are sleeping again*
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Fae: "...heh."

*Fae looks at the cage. She pulls a wrench out of her hair.*
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Shade: Um wouldn’t that wake up the hounds?
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Fae: "Shh. Let me work."

*Fae starts dismantling the cage. She makes almost no noise.*
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Shade: Welp as always I’m wrong.
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Fae: "Shh."

*Fae dismantles the cage enough that the two of you can get out. She pulls Shade out of it.*

Fae (quietly): "Okay, where's the secret exit?"
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*You try to talk to him but not only is he not listening but he has one of the strongest grips you ever felt*
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Fae: "SHADE! PLEASE!"
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*going very fast is punch through all the doors which is made out of solid metal* Shade: I’m not dying. NOT TODAY!
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Fae: "No matter how fast you run, they're going to catch us. Please. Let me do this. Then at least one of us will make it."
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*As soon as you say that you see a light*
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*Fae, having never seen much light before, is blinded.*

Fae: "Ack! My eyes!"
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* You head to the light and Shade says* Shade: LOOK The front gate!
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Fae: "I can't look at anything, it's so bright that I can't see."
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Shade: Dang it! It’s locked NO NO NO! * As soon a s he hits it a third time you hear the gate breaking* Shade: Ummmmm I think i unlocked it.
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Fae: "Okay?*

*Fae's eyes adjust to the light. She's staring into the eyes of one of the hounds.*

Fae: "..."

*Fae does the first thing she can think of and barks the way a hellhound does when asserting dominance.*
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*it has all the info laid out that the employees asked you after you and Shade grab your licenses a gate opens to a town and a sign says.... Welcome to Freedom.*
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*Fae breathes a sigh of relief.*

Fae: "Well, we did it, Shade. We're free."
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Shade: It was a wild ride....
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Fae: "Now that we're out, do you wanna go out with me?"
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*Shade is blushing so much and then has a little bit of worry on his face* Shade: Listen Fae.... I do really like you that is not a lie but I’m going to need to get use to city life and... I really need to focus on that so... I’m sorry I really am but I’m going to have to say no. But before you give me a look of disappointment I’m going to give you something... *He reaches into a satchel that he had on and pulls out a hellhound puppy* When we hid in the hole I found this hellhound in the wall that looked a little beaten up and it ended up in my satchel and I didn’t notice until I was changing my clothes... I want you to keep it. I want it to be a reminder of me and that it’s a sign that I won’t forget these experiences I will try to contact you eventually but I’m sorry but I won’t do it now *he hands you the hellhound and walks away tears in his eyes feeling bad for his choice but knowing there is no turning back he feels sorry but he still needs to move on.*
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*Fae stands there, frozen, holding the puppy.*

Fae: "I- goodbye..."

*Fae looks like she's about to have an emotional breakdown.*
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*You realize that you still have Shade's device and it now reads I'm sorry and he then sends a heart emoji*
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*Fae sighs.*

Fae: "...great. The one person that isn't scared of me is gone now."

*Fae walks off, barely holding back tears.*
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*5 years later you now work somewhere completely used to city life you hear two customers talking about something*
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*Fae sighs. She casually eavesdrops on the conversation while serving drinks.*
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Shade: Are you sure? There is a lot of work...
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Fae: "I can handle it. Plus, we'll get to see each other all the time."
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Shade: Ok than! *He pulls up a holograph of a application form* Just sign here.
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*Fae quickly signs the form.*
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Shade: Ok thank you! *The waiter comes back and gives their drinks over head shot, slowly zoom out, fade to black THE END... or is it?* (Want an extra cutscene revealing the future?)
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(yeah we need an extra cutscene)
(for people who bothered to watch the credits and expected an end-credits scene)
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*we open on in a dark room and then a Shadowion appears* Shadowion: Ummm sir.... ???: Yes? Shadowion: The Owner one of your Soul Collecters.... he got arrested... *A Stone throne turns around revealing Paleface.*Paleface: HOW!?! Shadowion: He said it to some authorities accidentally.... Paleface: SO HE DID IT HIMSELF? Shadowion: Not entirely... these two Shadowions called Shade and Fae made him admit it. Paleface: *Looks at the photos and slams them down* THEY WILL PAY WITH THERE LIVES! *Close scene with a scary sound effect*
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(Well then.)
(Don't worry, Fae has a friend that's going to rock Paleface's world in the sequel.)
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(Let me guess Dougles from the bar?)
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(Nope. She's a friend of Fae that Fae didn't mention.)
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Shade: Right if you want there is some games on that device that i made.
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Fae: "Nah, I'm fine just waiting with you."

*Fae smiles.*
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Shade: Ok, wait just in case we need to hide our face. Just in case the owner comes in.
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Fae: "Alright."
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*Shade grabs magazines and cuts two holes into both magazines so that you can both see and disguise your face*
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Fae: "I doubt this will work, but okay..."

*Fae takes the magazine.*
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*While number 488 is being liberated The owner comes in unexpectedly with one hellhound and doesn’t notice you*
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*Fae glances at the owner, then keeps reading her magazine.*
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*The Owner keeps looking around while the hellhound Keeps growling as if sensing your presence but can’t tell where you are* Shade: Don’t Attack ok please?
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*Fae says nothing.*
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Shade: My name is Shade Moonlight. Other employee: Smart choice ok head to the next stage!
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*Fae mumbles something and heads to the next stage.*
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Shade: Wait what?
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Fae: "Don't worry about it."
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Cool Employee: We are gonna need to take your picture in order to make you full licenses of freedom! I’ll take your photo today!
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Fae: "Do we have to get boring, passport-style photos? Or can we get cool photos?"
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Cool Employee: Sorry but we have to get those photos as basic as possible in order to completely confirm your identity.
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Fae: "Ugh, fine..."
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Shade: Here I’ll do it first *after almost 2 minutes* Cool Employee: Your turn!
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Fae: "Let's just get this over with..."
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Bored employee: Ok first question do you have any allergies?
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Fae: "I'm allergic to pineapples and cat fur."
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Bored Employee: Ok, *types something down* 2nd question do you- *You hear the barking get louder* DANG HOUND! SHUSH! Anyway do you have any medical problems we should worry about?
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Fae: "If being half hellhound qualifies as a medical problem, then yes. Otherwise no."
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Bored Employee: Ok Question 3, Can you identify how old you are?
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Fae: "I believe I'm... 25? I might be wrong, though."
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Bored Employee: Date of Birth.
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Fae: "October 17th... whatever year it was 25 and a half years ago."
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Bored Employee: Ok thank yo- *Hellhound barks gets louder* QUE+IET DOWN YOU DANG DOG! Now for the other one. *The same process goes for shade: Height 5,3, weight 169, allergic to parsnips, 26, April 19th*
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Fae: "Wow, you're older than me."
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Shade: Well that is good! *The robot water comes to the table* Robot: Here is your order have a pleasant day
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Fae: "Yay, bacon."

*Fae scarfs downs her bacon.*
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*You hear knocking and hellhounds barking* Shade: Crud.
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Fae: "I think I can-"

*Fae temporarily turns full hellhound. She's completely unrecognizable... and oddly enough anthropomorphic.*

Fae: "You hide. I'll deal with this."

(I gtg)
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Shade: Wait. If you attack him than he could make us not legal citizens the safest thing to do is to run! (Ok)
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Fae: "He won't recognize me. I'll just distract his hellhounds so they don't find you, and eventually he'll leave. Now, hide. Quick."
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*Shade runs away through the back door hiding in the alleyway while the owner is slowly but surely making its way over to you*
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*Fae walks over to the owner. She smirks.*
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*the owner heads to the bar and says*.... The Owner: Two of my servers got away today and WHEN I FIND THEM and I will, they will be fead by my hellhounds!
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*Fae looks at the hellhounds.*

Fae: "These hellhounds? These big, strong, 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 hellhounds?"

*Fae growls at the hellhounds in a flirtatious manner.*
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*Shade's head blushes so much it might actually steam*
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*Fae giggles and kisses Shade.*
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*He is blushing so hard that he looks red hot and smoke is coming out of his ears* Robot: Here is your Roy Roger and Chicken Sandwich! Enjoy!
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Fae: "A chicken sandwich? So tame."
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Shade: Hey! I’m hungry *He proceeds to eat and drink*
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Fae: "Can I have some? It's your turn to give me food."
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Shade: Fine I’ll order you some..... what do you want?
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Fae: "Hmm... do they serve bacon? I've never had any, since I always gave my bacon to you."
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Shade: Ok *he presses a bacon and pancakes option on the menu* We need to watch until we become full fledged legal civilians we only have $7.00 left I could only steal $20.00
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*Fae giggles.*

Fae: "I've got $35.00. Liberated it from the register while I was serving drinks."
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(Sorry but can we continue this I mean it's OK if you don't but I'm just saying)
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Shade: Thank you. *He walks away and the intercom turns on* EVERYONE LOOK AT THE CHORE LIST IN THE GRAND ENTRANCE THAT HAS A LIST OF ALL THE CHORES YOU NEED TO DO! *all of the Shade and the other Shadowions heads to the grand entrance*
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*Fae sighs and heads for the grand entrance to see the chore list.*
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*The sign says that you and shade have waiter duty for THE OWNER, and you have to feed his many hell hounds*
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Fae: "Ugh. I hate being a waiter."
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Shade: If you think being a waiter is bad but actually it’s the feeding chore.
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Fae: "The hellhounds are cool. I like feeding them."
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Shade: They almost ate me.
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Fae: "You just don't know how to deal with them."
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Shade: You have to feed them while they sleep.
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Fae: "That doesn't make what I said any less true. You have to deal with them a special way while they're sleeping."
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Shade: Will see any way I’m going to sleep. *He proceeds to take a nap, in 2 seconds he is knocked out*
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*Fae leans against Shade and falls asleep.*
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Bus Driver: HEY SLEEPY HEADS YOUR STOP! *Shade wakes up immediately*
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*Fae slowly wakes up. She gets off the bus.*
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Shade: Umm I think we need to hide *He sees another bus with the owner inside*
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*Fae drags Shade into the first building she sees.*

*...it's a nightclub.*
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*You go in and see a bar, slot machines, and a medical center* Shade: We need to go there to treat your little, how do I say this?... Situation.
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Fae: "One second, please."

*Fae steps into a bathroom and changes, then steps out and stares at Shade.*

Fae: "I kind of like my new look. What if I don't want to be 'treated'?"
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Shade: Well it's your choice!
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Fae: "Since we're at a nightclub, we should enjoy ourselves. Dance with me?"
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*It now knows your location and now in a very defensive position*
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Fae: "...you know what? That's it."

*Fae pulls a syringe out of her hair. Her hair falls down, so you assume the syringe was held in place by her hair tie, which she is also holding.*
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Shade: What are you doing?
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*Fae injects herself with the syringe. She steps out of hiding, then howls. She somehow sounds identical to a female hellhound.*
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*The Hound goes into his dog house under standing* Shade: Ok now we can escape.
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*Fae nods.*

Fae: "Get the secret exit open."

*Fae stares at the now-empty syringe in her hand. She mutters something under her breath.*
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Shade: Hmm? What did you say?
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Fae: "It's not important."
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Shade: OK then *He opens the hatch*
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*Fae growls something at the hellhound, then heads down the hatch.*
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Employee: Now serving number 489. Shade: We just have to wait another 10 min- *all the sudden the hellhound is staring at Shade*
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*Fae growls under her breath.*
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Shade: Please don’t *He says this nervously*
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*Fae throws her voice, so she can be heard talking from outside.*
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*the owner goes to check it out but the hellhound stays at inside growling at shade*
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*Fae throws her voice in a different direction, and barking can be heard from out of a side door.*
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*The hellhound is not falling for it and is still growling at Shade meanwhile shade has a very nervous look on his face as well as a lot of sweat rolling down his face* Shade: *whispering* I know this looks bad but you don’t need to do anything we could be called any second now.
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*Fae nods.*
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*After a while the hellhound falls asleep and due to a tracking device on shade’s device he can tell that The Owner went to a bar and is now drunk do to the health app in his device reading his blood alcohol and indicating he is drunk*
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Fae: "We're clear now, right?"
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The Owner: how could you escape? You were my servants you were the Shadowions that were made from the very soul points that you were made from! *Shadowions are made when enough souls from places called soul points fuse together to make a new mortal*
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Fae: "We escaped because we're smarter than you. You locked me in a cage that I DESIGNED."
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The Owner: I should have never let you design that cage... I demand you Too.... Employee: Hey dude did you say that you own a soul point? The Owner: Errm yes? Employee: That isn’t legal to do unless you have an official permit do you have one? The Owner: Ummm no. Employee: well that’s I’m calling security. Your under arrest.
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*Fae bursts into laughter.*

Fae: "Also, the space he keeps his hellhounds in isn't up to code."
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Employee: Ok thank you for waiting! You can head down the hall to get your ID’s now.
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Fae: "Okay. Thanks."

*Fae heads down the hall.*
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*You see a machine that dispenses your license*
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*Fae stares at the machine.*
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Machine: Please grab license.
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*Fae grabs her license and examines it.*
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*You order some food and decide to catch up* Shade: Ok so while i was gone what were you doing?
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Fae: "Well, not much, to be honest... I got a job as a bartender, but the pay's not that great and I can barely pay the bills. "
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Shade: Oh.... If you want i can loan you some money.
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Fae: "I doubt I'd ever be able to pay you back..."
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Shade: You don’t need to. I’m good my company’s success can allow me to do so! Anyways I’m just wondering how is the hound i gave you?
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Fae: "Aww, thanks. The hound... well, the hound has grown up and moved out. He visits once a month, but otherwise I never see him."
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Shade: Huh well that’s good. *The waiter comes* Are you two ready to order drinks?
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(I'm gonna continue this RP, because why not.)

Fae: "I'll just have a water, please."
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Shade: Strawberry Lemonade Please. *the waiter leaves* So ummmm, do you know what happened to the owner?
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Fae: "Nah, haven't heard anything about him in a while."
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Shade: But what about the door!?!
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Fae: "I propped the door open when we came in, the door is fine."
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Shade: No i mean we need to close it so that They don’t get out!
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Fae: "Oh."

*Fae closes the door.*
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*Just as the door closes the dogs pounce and almost got onto Shade but just slams on the door*
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Fae: "Come on, let's get out of here."
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Shade: We have to get to the upstairs lobby for the hotel that THE OWNER runs we have to serve him and the residents.
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Fae: "Alright. You lead the way, this is the first time I've been assigned there."
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Shade: Ok *he heads along a path to a lobby full of many people from a lot of dimensions with very different creatures*
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Fae: "...Jeez, this is a varied crowd."
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(Sure)
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(Okay. This is my Shadowion, her name is Fae.)
(We can start now.)
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*You dream of the outside world all the sudden a voice says “you one of the only people I can interact with you must realize that these people can’t fully control you you must escape or you will be forced to work for your entire life” You wake up dripping in sweat wondering why you where one of the only ones to get contacted*
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Fae: "...well THAT was odd."
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Shade: Ummm.... Hey did you have a weird dream? *he sounds nervous that he has a new roommate in his waiter dorm*
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Fae: "Yeah, why?"
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Shade: Was it about a voice saying that we can leave? *you were never allowed out the Owners house*
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Fae: "I think so? I wasn't really paying attention to it."
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Shade: Still though do you ever wonder what is out there?
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Fae: "Not really."
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Shade: Time for us to go!
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Fae: "Right."

*Fae forces the gate open, then drags Shade through it and starts running. She howls at the hellhounds.*

*...You notice that Fae's eyes look a little different than they did earlier.*
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Shade: Ok I guess it’s my turn!
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Fae: "...so where do we go now that we're outside?"

*Fae bites her lip. You notice that her teeth seem a little sharper than before.*
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Shade: The dimensional bus stop it should be coming in 2 minutes.
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Fae: "...you lead the way, I have no idea where that is."
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Shade: We just passed it while you were dragging me over there.
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Fae: "Oh."

*Fae walks back to the bus stop.*
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Shade: Before we do that we need to change our clothes or people will recognize our outfits. (The hotel has a suit that only the waiters working there specifically wear)
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Fae: "You see, unlike you, I wasn't wearing my uniform today, so..."
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Shade: Ummmmm..... Sure? I never danced before though and I don't think I'm that good.
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Fae: "I've never danced either... so we can learn how together!"

*Fae drags Shade onto the dance floor.*
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Shade: Ok... *He starts to hear the beat and dances a bit awkwardly*
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*Fae does some dance that mainly consists of shaking her hips. She's sort of good at it.*
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*Shade embarrassed by his dance moves sits down and orders some food and a mocktail*
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*Fae eventually walks over to Shade, but she trips and ends up falling into Shade's lap.*

Fae: "Oops... hehehe..."
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Shade: Ummm are you sure that you don't want to get that hound thing checked?
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Fae: "I'm fine, Shade, I'm fine. Just a little... more flirtatious."

*Fae winks and puts one of her arms around Shade.*
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*Shade Seems to be blushing more than ever looking like a neon strawberry*
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Fae: "You're cute when you're embarrassed..."
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Customer 1: So you are telling me you never heard of Shade Moonlight? Customer 2: Nope! Customer 1: He os the founder and ceo of Star Tech Idustries HELLO! Customer 2: Oh yeah, hey bartender can you get me a shot of Medusa's curse?
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*Fae hands the customer their drink. She chuckles under her breath.*

Fae: "So, Shade really did found the best tech company in the world... at least one of us is living our dream."
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Customer 1: Yeah turns out that he use to be a slave at that old hotel! Customer 2: Whoa! Did he escape alone? Customer 1: Well according to his interview yesterday he had a lot of help from a person named Fae?According to the interview if that person never existed he would have never done any of his work! He said that he owes all of his success to her!
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*Fae pauses.*

Fae: "...god, I miss Shade..."

*Fae sighs and sits on a crate.*
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*You hear the door open a man in a white suit steps into the bar*
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*Fae looks up.*
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The Man: Are you Fae Tenebri?
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Fae: "Yes, why?"
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Through Man: Here is a letter sent from Star Tech. *The man leaves*
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*Fae opens the letter and reads it.*
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Shade: Wow.
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Fae: "It's not that impressive, it's just basic alchemy."
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Shade: So ummmm what do you want do after we’re free?
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Fae: "...I don't know, honestly."
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Shade: For me I want to have the best tech company in the world.
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Fae: "That's a very grand aspiration."
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Shade: I’ve already done some tech in my spare time! *he hands you a device that has a multitude of functions one of them is heart beat detection*
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Fae: "...interesting."
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*it accidentally turns on and detects Shade’s heartbeat whenever you get closer his heartbeat goes up*
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*Fae giggles. She grabs Shade's hand.*
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Shade: Fine sense you and i have that chore you show me how to do it!
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Fae: "Alright, once we get to that I'll show you."
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*You head to the dog room and see these heck dogs* (This artwork is not mine)
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Fae: "I've never had trouble with the dogs before, so I shouldn't have any trouble this time. Unless you screw things up, of course."
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Shade: Ok I’m Offended
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Fae: "Don't get offended. It makes you less cute."
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Shade: *he blushes* what?
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*Fae says nothing and starts feeding the hellhounds. She manages to not touch the ground at all during the entire process, thus making no noise.*
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*Shade amazed drops the metal scooper waking them up*
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Fae: "...frick."

*Fae leaps halfway across the room and tackles Shade out of the dog room.*
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*As soon your photo is done you hear the hellhound barking.... the owner is back and now knows that your going through the process*
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Fae: "How many more steps does this process have?"
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Cool Employee: 2 and your going to the third one right now.
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Fae: "Okay... let's hurry up and get this last step done quick."
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Shade: Wh- *He hears the dog barking* Oh that’s why.
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Fae: "Of course that's why."
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*you both hurry to the third station* Bored employee: Hi... head to the scale we have to get your height and weight.
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*Fae steps onto the scale.*
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Bored Employee: Ok *Insert Hight here* and *Insert Weight here* now I’m going to ask you some questions that are important to your identity understand?
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Fae: "I understand. Ask away."
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Shade: Yeah by One year. Not that big of an achievement. Bored Employee: Next step or whatever. *The bored employee goes to sleep*
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Fae: "...now what?"
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Final employee: Ok one more step, we are going to need your signature *he pulls out two pieces of paper but just as he pulls it out you see the owner walking toward you with his hellhound*
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*Fae grabs the paper and signs it.*
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*Shade tries to sign it but as soon as he is about to sign it he gets tackled by the hellhound* Shade: Oh Crud....
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*Fae roars. She turns full hellhound, grabs the other hellhound, and throws it at the owner.*
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*Before you could do that some how shade has punched the hellhound THROUGH THE ROOF* Shade: Huh... I guess that’s what the voice said when “we were more powerful than them” *the voice that you heard in your dream at the start of the story*
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Fae: "...well then."
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*As soon as he gets the hellhound off him he signs his paper* Final employee: Congrats ou may get your ID’s at the end of the passage but now you are full fledged civilians! The Owner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*Fae laughs at The Owner.*

Fae: "Now I'm gonna go get a job working a bar that DOESN'T suck, unlike yours."
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Shade: Ok just let me change in that alley. *2 minutes later* So what do you think? *The arms are burned a bit*
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Fae: "...cute."
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*he blushes so much his head looks like He has been sunburned* Shade: Thank you. Sorry for blushing so much I’m not used to compliments.
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Fae: "Well, you'll be blushing a lot in the future.. Now that we're free, there are no rules stopping me from flirting with you."
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Shade: Wait wha- *the bus comes*
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*Fae grins flirtatiously, then gets on the bus.*
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Bus Driver: Five Bu- HOLY GUACAMOLE! *he noticed the eyes and teeth* Shade: What?
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*Fae growls at the bus driver.*
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Bus Driver: 5 Bucks. Shade: Ok *he pays him* to the liberation dimension. (You are still servants until you reach the liberation dimension)
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*Fae takes a seat on the bus. People seem to be staying away from her.*
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Shade: Um why is everyone sitting away from you?
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Fae: "...well, it seems they've realized something you might not have. That stuff I injected myself apparently had some side effects."
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Shade: Like what?
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Fae: "...Apparently I'm part hellhound now. That's why my teeth and eyes have started to look different."
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Shade: Oh Mama Mia!
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Fae: "Yeah..."
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Shade: well when we head to town i know there are some medicine shops they make cures for all those curses maybe we can do that? And i thought it would be worse!
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*Fae shrugs.*

*A thin layer of fur has started to form on Fae's body.*
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Bus Driver: Liberation dimension 30 minutes! Shade: Guess we got to wait.
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Fae: "Alright then. I wonder how hellhound-like I'll be by the end of this bus ride."
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*The heart monitor app is overheating and deactivates itself*
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Fae: "Aww, you're so easily flustered. It just makes you cuter."
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*he seems to be panicking* Shade: Ummm ummm ummmmmm Look the liberation station!
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*Fae sighs.*

Fae: "Well, let's go get liberated..."
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*Shade goes inside the station*
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*Fae follows Shade, not letting go of his hand.*
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*You head to the front desk* Employee: Hello take are you both going through liberation?
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Fae: "Yep."
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Employee: Ok take a number! *you grab a paper and on that paper is the number 490 they’re serving 483*
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Fae: "Guess we have to wait a little while."
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*Intercom turns on* ???: GET TO THE MAIN HALL FOR BREAKFAST!
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*Fae yawns and heads to the main hall. She still seems a bit tired.*
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*A sign says either egg sludge or Garlic Toast*
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Fae: "Egg sludge is tolerable. I'll take it."
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*You head to the breakfast line and you get a chunky sludge of white and yellow with a side of one slice of bacon*
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*Fae sits down somewhere and starts eating.*
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*you see shade handing out napkins he heads to you* Shade: Napkin?
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Fae: "No thanks."
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Shade: Ok, do you mind if have a little bit of that food I don’t eat until 1:00pm
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Fae: "You can have my bacon, I don't want it."
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Employee: I’m sorry for the hold up but our latest client is being a bit aggressive so you would have to wait a bit longer! Shade: Well If the hound doesn’t wak- *it wakes up* Dang it, you still don’t have to do it we’re good.
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*Fae stares at the hellhound. She pauses.*

Fae: "Shade. I need you to restrain me somehow. And quick."
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Shade: Don’t worry *he uses the chemical in the syringe to calm the hellhound side of you*
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Fae: "Thank you."
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Shade: Your welcome. *the hound is still growling at shade*
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*Fae glares at the hellhound.*
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Employee: Ok Serving number 490! Shade: That’s u- *he trips revealing his face to the hell hound who is now getting into a attack position Oh did i mention that he is now unconscious?*
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*Fae picks up Shade and injects him with an awakening serum. She roars at the hellhound.*
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*The hellhound backs away and now your in the first step of liberation* Other employee: OK first I'm going to ask you to give me your first and last name and if you don't have on then you can make one up!
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Fae: "My name is Fae Tenebri."
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Shade: Well turns out I was able to buy that hotel... freed all of those Shadowions.... and managed to make it a big Star Tech Store and Hotel.
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Fae: "Wow... you've really become a hero... unlike me..."
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Shade: What do you mean? You are a hero! Without you I would have never have been able to escape!
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Fae: "...the days of me being crafty and useful are long gone, Shade..."
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Shade: Hey it might be useful again someday. You never know.
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Fae: "...what's it like, to live in luxury rather than poverty?"
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Shade: You may not expect it but it’s hard! So many scammers. Honestly if I had a nickel for every person that try to scam me I would probably afford a Yacht, and don’t even get me started on how many emails I get about “Broken products” when really they don’t know the difference between an on button and an egg.
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Fae: "...don't you have an assistant that can help you with all that?"
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Shade: It would be... if the assistant didn’t quit on the first day!
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Fae: "...I could be your assistant."
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THE SHADOWIONS ARE MADE FOR ONE THING TO SERVE SOUL COLLECTERS; YOU ARE ONE OF THEM AND YOU JUST WENT TO SLEEP