This is my actual first oc please do not steal

you hunten can i help *shaking and panting*

Zzzz

*pounces on you* what if i hunt you instaed

Five more mins mom-zzzzzz

*starts cutting hair and caring log was here on chest* fine is that how you want to play it?

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Fine i dont have time for this shit WAKE THE FUK UP *slaps*

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Fine I’m done AHHH BEAR

Carving*

Thorn: aw crap it's probably someone that works for the FBI! better leave before he arest me

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Thorn: or... i could.. *takes out knife* kill him...

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Thorn: OY WAKE UP YOU'RE SNORING IS ANOYING

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Thorn: *stomps on him* WAKE UP >:/

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Thorn: I- am not your mom-

(Want to do that in memechat?)

(sure send a link to it)

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Thorn: *throws candy a him*

Fokin run

Zzzz

Kageyama: *touches him* hey you ok?

Zzz

*nudges him* hey wake up

*wakes up* what?

y-you're in the middle of nowhere so i woke you up

I know where I am

Oh ok *sits crossed legged in front him*

So what do you want from me?

You seem interesting, that's all

Yeah sure (where do you want to take this from? Funny sad or romance?)

Romance?

ODST Craig: *sees covenant ships pass*

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ODST Craig: WAKE UP SOLDIER

Noble six: *sees a covenant ship*

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Noble six: wake up *kicks lightly*

*its a hologram and he appears behind you* hm?

Noble six: oh

What do you want?

Noble six: the covenant

I'm sorry but my warface branch needs it for a week

Noble six: *gives you a pistol*

*acts confused* why are you giving me a gun?

Noble six: *looks at the covenant dropship*

(covenant is the alien army from halo)