This is my actual first oc please do not steal

you hunten can i help *shaking and panting*

Zzzz

*pounces on you* what if i hunt you instaed

Five more mins mom-zzzzzz

*starts cutting hair and caring log was here on chest* fine is that how you want to play it?

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Fine i dont have time for this shit WAKE THE FUK UP *slaps*

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fine I’m done AHHH BEAR

Carving*

Fokin run

Zzzz

Cory: Wake up! You're in the middle of nowhere!

*wakes up*no I am not child

Cory: W-what did you just call me?

Child

Cory: And why did you call me that? I'm 17.

You look like one and sound like one

Cory: *pulls out rocket launcher* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Anyway still taller then you you look young but actually 17 nice job

Cory: Thanks!

Anyway you shouldn't be here at all

Cory: Why?

There is gonna be bombings in this area

Cory: *spits out the battery acid he was drinking* WHAT?!

*Small_Boi prances around the woods then sees him.*
Small_Boi: Henwo hooman!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Small_Boi then tries to shake the person*
Small_Boi: Hooman!

*giggles* stop that riley's dog it tickles

Small_Boi: Huwh?! hoo ais wiwey?

*wakes up* who is this floffy boi here!

Small_Boi: Mai naim nawt fwaffy boi, naim Smaw boi!

*grabs him and hugs him while getting dog treats from his bag* small boi is my floffy boi

*Somehow Small_Boi then teleports somewhere not in sight.*

*yells out small boi name*

*No one answers*

Where did he go?

Maybe it's just my imagination

*Complete silence fills the air*

Where did he go?

why would i?

(do you want to rp this or rp in meme chat?)

(i don't know)

ABOOMBALAKAKA

Hm?

I am the captain now

*reloads his sniper and calls recon*

*pulls out a bottle of lava and pours it on my dick* =_=

What are you doing?

oh I have to do this some times like once a year or else I'll get frostbite on my dick

What the hell did I just whiteness