O no

Step 2, eat those who couldn’t get to step 1.

Hi all wheelchair users, I can sell you 2 legs for $250! 100% real, farmed in my basement!

I have a better price! Two legs for only $100! Farmed in my EXCLUSIVE basement!
Legs come in all sizes, for adults, children, and even BABIES

Heck, take mine for free. I have plenty to spare

Can I eat them for dinner?

On one condition. You invite me too

Okay! Sure :)

Ayyyyyyy. Get ready I'll be there at 10

But I have fast delievery, no warts or scars in legs, strong bones and FREE surgery! (to take away old legs and attach the new legs)

I have INSTANT delivery, legs are fresh and completely unharmed, strong legs that can run for miles, and surgery only costs an extra $50 dollars. Total price for me is $150

But my surgery is 100% FREE, and you can choose free shoes for your new legs, and you can run 100 miles non-stop.

Yeah and your legs are 250 dollars, I’m still 100 dollars cheaper than you. Besides my legs are organic

You can also get a free soul after buying my legs.

I don’t depend on giveaways to get customers

Or you could take mine for free. I've got plenty to spare (;

XD