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w a i t w h a t h a p p e n t o y a h ?

So first i went kablooie and exploded, then i cam back alive and someone tried to burn all the unholy in me with holy fire and they realized they killed my completely so they filled me up with holy water and then made me choke on spinach. So i died again and then came back as a bat but someone ate me and made covid2.0, then the whole planet died, but I was okay cause i was slowly burning in hell. Then all the ded people came back, conquered Greece, launched atomic bombs everywhere, and everyone d i e d .

hru

understandable. have a great day.

I'm good, hbu?

XD

ehh im alr lol

This the shit I live for.

Thank you for acknowledging your death. RIP.

You're welcome.
I friccin' h a d to resurrect to say that, but you're welcome.

But Drexy-
YOU. ARE. DEAD.

what the f**k

LMFAOO

*WHEEEZE*

*laughs in u ded*

Ah y e s

lol

camel??

Ah yes, the two question marks.

Can u re-follow meeee

ofc lol

Thanks u

what happened to your other account

it went kablooie

Smrt
hru

yas
bored and nervous asf and worried and stressed but good- hbu

why is you nervous asf worried and stressed
im okay

i found an email in my dad's mailbox titled "suicide thoughts" from my principal
thats good

oh...

Smart

ikr

Yes

Im allowed to bring mine home :>

she got caught with some nono stuff so she cant bring it home

oh ma gawd
noice

yuh
yah

lmao, hru?

ehh im alr
hbu

imdoinggreattttt

:D

Lol

Btw is it u? I’ve noticed u haven’t been on lately but i haven’t been active much in the last few days due to business lol

XD yeh it is, and nice/oof

o noice
ye (btw i meant busy-ness but ig that looks different lol)
btw wot happened?

yuh
XD oki
Got caught on imgflip- And school found a bunch of nsfw files on my laptop

o dear... was it during school?

ye i lost my laptop and so everything is on an ipad that’s connected to another one so i can’t save files w/o others seeing them so i can’t really do anything lol (not that i want too many nsfw files tho)

they took my laptop and searched it and i had imgflip open on a tab so yeh-

ooof XDDDDDD ( "too many")

oof, ye i learned never to leave tabs up when i was really little bc i got in some really bad trouble lol

ye the worst is just swearing and looking up images for posts, which can get massively cringe sometimes lol

1 week later-
S m O r T

You know they can just track your history right?

wdym-

Unless you use invite, the school can just track what your doing

i DO use invited now lol

Good lol

*You're

S h u t C h i l d