Anti Simp Umbra

Thorn: I'm sorry I'm such a super intense Minecraft player ahhhh

Thorn: I need to live to take care of da childrennn

Me: yeah, I guess I’m ok, I don’t really simp for anyone anymore.

*Scared Sarvente simp noises*

Alwayzbread: Oh no I’m gonna die

Umbra: *terminates you*

Alwayzbread: aw man, that’s gonna take a while to heal

not today, bastard

Rex: But i cant die.