My twin brother refused cataract surgery and special education so the teachers and coaches would pause the game and help the loser score without any resistance while lavishing him with high praise that he is just as good as his twin brother who is double and triple teamed to prevent him from ever enjoying any recreation. When he played football he hit the fence post with his helmet at full sprint on his first day of practice because he was too busy picking a fight with me to follow safety instructions to not hit the post head on at full sprint. He kept playing football and refused cataract surgery because he was obsessed with picking fights with me instead of working on his own short comings.
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