Flamingo boi

I'm I going to have to save another person's life?

ig

Right. What kind of pain is it? Does it sting? Or is it a crampish pain. Does it come in waves?

sting and yes it comes in waves

Whelp that could be a multitude of things, but I would assume a couple of things. One of them not so glamorous

oop-

D'you want my medical verdict? Oh yeah is there anything you do to relieve the pain?

yes. No

Okay. Whelp. It's probably either a stomach ache, in which case you could take some paracetamol but it could be what's known as trapped wind

oop

Do you understand? The best things you can do depend on what it is. Do you feel it stronger in the stomach?

Yeppers i feel it more in my stomach

Is it there only?

and in my chest

AND in your chest. That's probably something different. Do you have any underlying medical conditions?

no

Ok so that's not any sort of breathing condition acting up. Is it hard to breathe? Does it feel restrictive, or just painful?

just painful

I don't quite know what it is for the chest. Might be an infection. I'm hoping not. It probably isn't but there's a chance. Have you had this pain before?

no i never had this before

Ok so it's not recurring. I think that the tummy is either a tummy ache or trapped wind. Dyk what that is?

Wel do u?

wot is trapped wind

To be scientific about it, it's where natural gas builds up in the intestines and causes pain. The best relief is to remove said gas

oop

You get me?

ye

Oh. Heh. The chest pain is harder. Can you breath?

Ye i can breath

How much does it hurt?

it is a slight pain

I'd ignore it

Dang Dr.Shotgun

Ah yes Dr shotgun

yes

I'm gonna end up replacing you lmao

oh man this is true because im over here struggling too

Gimmie the mask. I'm gonna need it. Jk. Keep it. I can try to help

no my mask

Nah keep it. Can I help you stop struggling?

sure ig

How can I help?

idk

Are you feeling pain? Or just down?

P A I N

Where?

head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes eyes and ears and mouth and nose head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

Mhm. All round pain. This ain't a real case. This is mental health issues, which I have qualifications in. The shotguns nonofficial best ever take qualifications. Just like my medical qualifications

no everything hurts although i have mental issues but still

What kind of pain? A stinging pain? Pain like in a cut? Anything else? Is it reoccuringm

like a pounding pain

So it comes in waves?

no like someones squeezing

Right. So what I'm seeing is lots of pain throughout the body like someone is squeezing. So constrictive. This happened before?

no

Had anything to inflict the pain?

no

Ok so this is new?

yes

Ok. Is it bearable?

no

Hmm. Any visible cuts? Or is it internal?

no no cuts

Its internal pain. You've clearly done something

idk what i did

Me neither. I'd advise reducing activity and try different things which could help heal. Now for mental health

*me whos laying down doing literally nothing* okok

OHGOD mental health

Whats getting you down?

im not down im just C R A Z Y

Y

IDFK

Mhm I see..

How can I help the mental health

IDFK

We will see...

i mean plague doctors make me happy

I'm no plague doctor but I am some guy who's also down so maybe I can relate? Idk. Anyway, I'm asking why you're crazy

IDFK

Ok. Does it make you feel bad?

no

Are you holding confessions? If you are, it's best to spill them

yeah sure HOW DO I TELL ME FAMILY I HAVE A PLAGUE DOCTOR FETISH???

That's a good question. Maybe try to say it over time. Slowly

ohok hey half Christian family i have a plague doctor fetish

Well I didn't know that. Keep it away from anyone you don't trust

welp time to tell absolutely N O O N E

But I already know. Anyway. If you can't spill secrets, try to think positively of yourself and the things around you

*smirk* low self esteem go brrrrrrrrrrrr

i will try

Thank you. Also, you kinda have to trust me for this to work. I can't help you if you don't trust me on at least a small level

oki tamks for helping

Anytime. Just visit shotguns nonofficial clinic

ohok

Bye ig

gbye