Because yes

*laughs in orphan 4ever*

same my guy

A y y y y y y
O r p h a n g a n g

y e s s i r m a t e

im not an orphan anymore

M o r e step siblings!

Yes

Hi bro

Hallo

*drinks a bottle filled with Red Bull* I has siblings now :D

S i b l i n g s :D

If you dare take me in, i will give you all cancer

I wouldn't care if I got cancer again, honestly-

i will spread disease

(Carlos} *laughs in proud orphan that was taken away for weapons testing and other nsfw reasons*

Reveal your motives.

I just want kids lmao

I see.

Whos the dad?

I still wouldn't be able to reach your face-

Thats why I slightly bend down

That works too ig-

*slightly bends down*

*kisses you softly*

*kisses back*

*kisses you roughly*

*kisses back harder*

You're a good kisser~

Sure~

That's a good question

Please don't look at me in that you-are kinda way

Nope
I'm not gonna look at you in that way

Okay cool

But there is one way I'll look at you *smiles and gives you a loving look*

*blushes*
A-alright~

Lift me, I'm too short to kiss you-

You arent short-

Bitch I am 4'11, I can't reach anyone's face

Im like 5'4

y e s c o o l