.

gun go bang *shoots you with a bang*

No

Unless you want to be hit with a piece of wooden board

Kinky.
But no. Thank you.

*takes out nuclear warhead and aims at you*

That's a small dick you got there.

This ain't a dick

I thought... oh- o k .
I guess it's just my dick that looks like a nuke.

ok ig ._.

*bangs the cake*

do it yourself

Autosex.

No

*bangs the cake on the floor*
hOw U LiKe tHaT huHhH???!

We could've eaten that shit.

Its shite. Why would u wanna eat shite?

Pink and red shite.

Shite will always b shite.
also it was askin 4 it.

Cool.
Why don't you bang me too?

Hm- strange request but ok.
*bangs ur head onto the table*

*bangs the ruined shite cake onto ur head*

Ok. NO.

yessss. now ur covered w/ horny cake.

F**k you.

do it urself coward

-.-

😂😂😂

I can't, it's just cake

A h , y e s . A woman of c u l t u r e .
Let us now eat.

How bout no

Whatever you say 😌

Lmao

*grabs pan*
Where would you like to be b a n g e d ?

*drags you to my room*
Right here.

S m o o t h

-_-

LMAO

I-
O b v i o u s l y -

You k n o w w w w , you still haven't sent any [censored] pics -.-

Why do you want dix...

*WHEEZE*
So I know if you're a bot or not.

If I was a bot, I'd just have snipped a dick out of Pornhub to show it to ya.

I- LMAO-
True, ig.

And I'm still waiting

No.

(*&^%$#$%^&*()

Good choice of environment to get banged at...
*hits you with pan and sets you on bed* S l e e p . . .

Sleep w i t h me.

A l r i g h t . *sleeps with you*
*continues to b a n g you*

That sounds @#$%

W h a t i s @#$% ?

E x a c t l y .

BRUH-
N o . What does it m e a n .

;-; Tellme.

Sex.

"That sounds sex."

T f .
Do you mean s e x Y or smth?

Political correctness isn't my strongest merit. It's 7 AM, let me be wrong.

Soo you d i d mean sexY..... .-.

N o .
Sex-related.