The virgin nunchucks; The chad stick; Can keep on driving the force into an antagonist; Can't drive it into an opponent; Can jab it's end into an enemy; Can't thrust; Transfers most of it's energy into the target on contact; Transfers most of it's energy into it's collapsing point on contact; Very hard to hit the wielder unless they're a total imbecile; Will hit the wielder, even with years of training; No wise sayings about it; "Speak softly, and carry a big stick." - Theodore Roosevelt; Can parry, thwart, and block; No defensive capabilities