Why do I NoT feel like joking today

No sir

N i c e .

Why should I use emojis 😐
Nah

Cuz when you don't use emojis, I feel like I'm talking to a serial killer 😌

You think I’m a serial killer?

Anybody who doesn't e v e r use emojis sounds shady 😶

That’s assuming shit

B r u . I don't have to assume shit about mehself, that's how I look at things 👽

Ok

ya wont some datin advice?

No. But tell me. . .

'Straiyan chicks go woild f'r an Oirish or Scottish accent. Yer Pommy accent sorta works, but not too well — y'moight need a personality t' go with it.

Oi can confirm.

*laughs in British*
I shall take the time to learn your ways.

i created a reddit account just so i can go on the subreddit

G r e a t .

i almost stabbed my own brother to death

hOw . . . HoW did you NoT kill him . . .

i didn’t kill him cus i didn’t stab him

Yes