How babies sleep after we sing nightmare fuel to them is beyond me.

686 views • 59 upvotes • Made by anonymous 4 years ago in Dark_humour

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-Hermes_
3 ups, 4y, 1 reply
lmao ikr that song is so wrong
DrSarcasm
1 up, 4y
Most kids’ rhymes and jump rope songs are sick & twisted too.  Mary Borden took an axe, gave her father 40 whacks...  Ring around the Rosie, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down (dead). Etc.
APB_classygirl
3 ups, 4y, 1 reply
IKR, like how is this a lullaby when it's that dark?
[deleted]
3 ups, 4y
It's a wish song for women with post-Partum depression.
The-Offline-Iz
2 ups, 4y
if only all food was this easy to get...

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Rock-a-bye baby in the treetop... When the wind blows the cradle will rock; If the bough breaks, the cradle will FALL! And down will come baby... ? CRADLE AND ALL! DA FUQ?